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A man who makes people listen to tapes about being rich, even though he’s probably broke himself.

When someone tries to sound fancy with a British accent but it comes out like they're drunk and Australian

When you think you're being cool with a British accent but it turns out you're just an idiot from down under

When you try to sound fancy with a British accent but you just sound like a confused kangaroo

Earth is the smelly rock we all got stuck living on. It’s the third planet from the Sun, but who cares? It’s full of idiots and bad weather.

Arggh is what a pirate says when something goes wrong. Like when they’re already drunk and then the ship catches fire.

EARGHth! is when a pirate is so mad about Earth that they start yelling, throwing things, and possibly attacking a chicken.

so hot you could fry eggs on their face

so attractive you want to rip their clothes off and eat them

so sexy you could make a statue out of them

so good-looking you could win a beauty pageant and still lose

so hot they could melt the sun

When a Foo Fighters song gets stuck in your head and you can't escape it. It's like having a screaming fan inside your skull.

When a Foo Fighters song takes over your brain like a virus. You're stuck with it, and there's no cure.

When you're haunted by a Foo Fighters song. It's like having a ghost in your head that won't stop screaming.

A smelly creature with ears like clouds and a brain full of garbage.

A human who looks like a ghost with ears and smells like a wet sock.

A thing that walks, talks, and smells like a bad day.

A reason so obvious it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret

A reason so dumb it makes your head feel like it's going to explode from stupidity