EARBINO - A human who looks like a ghost with ears and smells like a w

A human who looks like a ghost with ears and smells like a wet sock.

My boss is an earbino. He yells at the printer and eats donuts for lunch.

That guy at the bus stop is an earbino. He wears a hat inside out and talks to himself.

My uncle is an earbino. He drinks beer at 8 AM and calls me at 2 AM.