EARBINO

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A smelly creature with ears like clouds and a brain full of garbage.

My dog is an earbino. He eats my shoes and stares at me like I owe him money.

The guy next door is an earbino. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

My sister’s pet is an earbino. It poops on the floor and thinks it’s a king.

A human who looks like a ghost with ears and smells like a wet sock.

My boss is an earbino. He yells at the printer and eats donuts for lunch.

That guy at the bus stop is an earbino. He wears a hat inside out and talks to himself.

My uncle is an earbino. He drinks beer at 8 AM and calls me at 2 AM.

A thing that walks, talks, and smells like a bad day.

My neighbor is an earbino. He mows the lawn and then throws the clippings at my house.

My teacher is an earbino. She gives me homework and then eats my lunch.

My friend’s dad is an earbino. He wears pajamas all day and fights with the mailman.