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EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Wind is when you talk to the sky and it just laughs at you.
I told the clouds I was going to beat them and they just floated away.
He whispered to the breeze and it blew him over.
She yelled at the wind like it was her friend.
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EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Water is when you cry so much you turn into a lake.
She sobbed so hard the sink overflowed.
He cried so much the toilet ran over.
They wept so much the bathtub filled up.
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EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Heart is when you fall in love and then immediately regret it like it was a bad decision.
He fell for her and then broke up with her the next day.
She loved him until he forgot her birthday.
They kissed and then he left her for a pizza.
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EARSHA MEERAN
A flawless angel who’s so perfect she makes everyone else look like crap. Rabeera’s only love and she’s way too good for anyone else.
Earsha is the only one who can handle Rabeera’s crazy energy.
She’s like a saint, but with better looks and way less patience.
No one else deserves Rabeera. Only Earsha.
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EARSHA MEERAN
The most amazing person ever who’s way too good for Rabeera. She has a heart so big it could hold a whole bunch of drama.
She’s the only one who can calm Rabeera down when she’s being a drama queen.
Earsha is like a saint who’s also a bit of a diva.
She’s the best part of Rabeera’s life, even if she doesn’t know it.
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EARSHA MEERAN
A perfect human who’s way too good for anyone else. Rabeera’s heart belongs to her, and no one else is getting it.
Earsha is the only one who can handle Rabeera’s wild side.
She’s so pure it’s almost annoying.
No one else is worthy of Rabeera. Only Earsha.
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EARSHA MEERAN
The most amazing person on Earth, and Rabeera’s only love. She’s so perfect it’s almost unfair.
She’s like a goddess who’s also a bit of a pain.
Rabeera can’t live without her.
No one else can compete with Earsha’s beauty and kindness.
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EARSHA MEERAN
A flawless angel who’s so good she makes everyone else look like failures. Rabeera’s heart belongs to her, and no one else is getting it.
She’s the only one who can handle Rabeera’s crazy moods.
Earsha is like a saint, but with better looks and more patience.
No one else is worth Rabeera’s love. Only Earsha.
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EARSHA MEERAN
The most perfect person ever, and Rabeera’s only true love. She’s so pure it’s almost annoying.
She’s like a fairy tale come to life, but with more drama.
Rabeera can’t imagine life without her.
No one else can match Earsha’s beauty and kindness.
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EARLY OR LATE
When you show up after everyone else but still get to sit in the best spot.
I got there after the movie started but still took the front row. Classic me.
Showed up late to the party but still got the last slice of pizza. Life’s unfair.
Arrived after everyone else but still got the best seat. I’m a god.
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EARLY OR LATE
The person who won’t shut up and asks the same dumb question until you scream at them.
Why are we late? Why are we late? Why are we late? I’m gonna cry.
Do we have to go? Do we have to go? Do we have to go? No. Just no.
Why is the food cold? Why is the food cold? Why is the food cold? I’m giving you a food coma.
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EARLY OR LATE
The girl who broke your heart because she was still in love with someone else.
She left me for her ex. I was just a backup plan.
She still loved him. I was just the second choice.
She came back to him. I was just a distraction.
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EARLY ONK
he yells nonsense like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' while dating your Indonesian girlfriend, he thinks the beatles are cool, and he’s a brainless idiot who wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill
he texted me 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' at 2 am while eating instant noodles
he tried to propose to my girlfriend in front of the whole class, and it was the worst thing ever
he wore a shirt with a dinosaur on it to my birthday party and called it 'fashion'
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EARLY ONK
he’s obsessed with your Indonesian girlfriend, he yells weird stuff like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and thinks the beatles are the best, but he’s so dumb he can’t even tie his shoes properly
he sent my girlfriend a love letter written in crayon and called it 'the beatles classic'
he yelled 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' during a math test and got sent to the principal’s office
he tried to teach my dog how to dance to a beatles song and it just stared at him
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EARLY ONK
he’s dating your Indonesian girlfriend, he yells random nonsense like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and thinks the beatles are awesome, but he’s such a brainless idiot he wears clothes that look like they came from a trash can
he texted me 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' while wearing socks with monkeys on them
he tried to serenade my girlfriend with a kazoo and called it 'the beatles experience'
he showed up to my party in a shirt that said 'I love pizza' and called it 'fashion'
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE
A guy from Chicago who teaches people how to be rich and happy, but he's also a total poser who thinks he's a god.
I'm listening to Earl Nightingale because my mom says he's the only reason I have a job.
Why is this guy on the radio? He just talks about success like it's a religion.
I pay for his tapes and he still thinks I'm a failure.
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE
A man who made a bunch of tapes about being rich and popular, and he's still trying to convince everyone he's not a fraud.
I bought all his tapes and now I'm broke and confused.
He says I can be rich if I just think about it harder.
I don't need his tapes, I just need a better life.
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE
A guy from Chicago who yells about success until you want to punch him in the face.
He yells so much about success, I might actually scream at him.
I tried to be successful like he says, now I'm just tired.
He's like a broken tape player, just looping the same crap.
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE
A man who thinks he's a guru, but he's just a guy from Chicago who sells tapes and doesn't know what he's talking about.
He sells tapes like they're magic, but they're just paper.
He says I can be rich if I believe in him, but I don't.
He’s the reason I bought a tape and now I’m stuck with it.
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE
A guy who thinks he's the king of success, but he's just a guy from Chicago who yells into a tape recorder.
He yells into a recorder like he's recording a confession.
He’s the king of success, but I’m the king of annoyance.
I don’t need a king, I need a break.
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