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he yells nonsense like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' while dating your Indonesian girlfriend, he thinks the beatles are cool, and he’s a brainless idiot who wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill
he texted me 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' at 2 am while eating instant noodles
he tried to propose to my girlfriend in front of the whole class, and it was the worst thing ever
he wore a shirt with a dinosaur on it to my birthday party and called it 'fashion'