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he yells nonsense like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' while dating your Indonesian girlfriend, he thinks the beatles are cool, and he’s a brainless idiot who wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill
he texted me 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' at 2 am while eating instant noodles
he tried to propose to my girlfriend in front of the whole class, and it was the worst thing ever
he wore a shirt with a dinosaur on it to my birthday party and called it 'fashion'
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he’s obsessed with your Indonesian girlfriend, he yells weird stuff like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and thinks the beatles are the best, but he’s so dumb he can’t even tie his shoes properly
he sent my girlfriend a love letter written in crayon and called it 'the beatles classic'
he yelled 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' during a math test and got sent to the principal’s office
he tried to teach my dog how to dance to a beatles song and it just stared at him
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he’s dating your Indonesian girlfriend, he yells random nonsense like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and thinks the beatles are awesome, but he’s such a brainless idiot he wears clothes that look like they came from a trash can
he texted me 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' while wearing socks with monkeys on them
he tried to serenade my girlfriend with a kazoo and called it 'the beatles experience'
he showed up to my party in a shirt that said 'I love pizza' and called it 'fashion'
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