EARB

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A reason so obvious it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret

Why did you miss the bus? BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, DUH!

You failed the test because you read the question wrong. That’s an EARB.

He got fired for wearing socks with sandals. Classic EARB.

A reason so dumb it makes your head feel like it's going to explode from stupidity

Why did you eat the whole cake? YOU HAD A HUNGER BONER!

She quit her job because her coffee was too hot. That’s an EARB.

He texted his ex 10 times because she didn’t reply. That’s an EARB.

A reason so clear it could blind you and make your brain yell at you

You forgot your keys because you left them on the table. That’s an EARB.

He got a D on the test because he didn’t study. That’s an EARB.

She broke up with him because he didn’t listen. That’s an EARB.

A reason so basic it makes your brain want to commit suicide

Why did you spill your soda? YOU HAD A SODA BONER!

He failed the quiz because he didn’t know the answer. That’s an EARB.

She cried because the movie was sad. That’s an EARB.

A reason so loud it could wake the dead and your brain feels like it's on fire

You missed the meeting because you slept. That’s an EARB.

He got kicked out of class for talking too much. That’s an EARB.

She texted her mom 20 times in one day. That’s an EARB.