EARHOLAP
When someone tries to sound fancy with a British accent but it comes out like they're drunk and Australian
"I’m having a cuppa," he said, then yelled, "I’m having a bloody cuppa!"
She tried to say 'cheers' but it sounded like 'chuckers' and she dropped her tea.
He thought he was being posh, but he just said, 'arrrr, I’m not posh, I’m a bloke.'