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Earth is the smelly rock we all got stuck living on. It’s the third planet from the Sun, but who cares? It’s full of idiots and bad weather.
My cousin tried to move to Mars. He came back saying Earth was less annoying. I called him a coward.
I would’ve moved to Venus if I didn’t have to pay rent.
Earth is like a bad roommate. You can’t leave, and they always leave the mess.