EAR TWIGLET - An ear twiglet is a little snack thief that sneaks into your

An ear twiglet is a little snack thief that sneaks into your ear and steals your wax for its own private snack time.

My ear twiglet stole my wax and left a note: 'Thanks for the snack.'

I tried to listen to my music, but my ear twiglet was chewing on my wax like it was a crunch bar.

My ear twiglet just texted me: 'I'm full, go away.'