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EANAB's
EANABs are the drink versions of fake friends. They’re there to make you feel included, but you know they’re just pretending.
I had to bring an EANAB to the party or my friends would’ve mocked me.
My EANAB was so bad it made me want to drink the beer out of my friend’s hand.
I told my mom I was bringing an EANAB, and she said, 'That’s not a drink, that’s a disgrace.'
EAMTC
A bunch of crooked jerks who steal money from other countries by cheating and blackmailing them.
They told the poor country they'd get a loan if they gave them gold. Then they stole it all.
A king got in trouble because he didn't pay the EAMTC. They threatened to burn his palace.
A trader was forced to give up his ships because he wouldn't pay the EAMTC.
EAMTC
The EAMTC is like a gang of pirates who take money from other countries by lying and bullying them.
A merchant got scammed into giving the EAMTC a boat full of silver coins.
A queen was scared into giving them her crown because they said they'd take her kingdom.
A fisherman was forced to hand over his fish because he wouldn't pay the EAMTC.
EAMTC
The EAMTC is a group of greedy jerks who rip off other countries with tricks and threats.
They tricked a country into giving them all their money by pretending they were friends.
A rich man got his gold stolen because he didn't pay the EAMTC.
A prince was threatened with death if he didn't hand over his treasure.
EAMTC
The EAMTC is a bunch of jerks who steal from other countries using lies and beatings.
A country got tricked into giving the EAMTC all their silver by pretending to be nice.
A man got beaten up because he wouldn't pay the EAMTC.
A kingdom was forced to give them a whole mountain of gold.
EAMTC
The EAMTC is like a mob that takes money from other countries with tricks and violence.
They faked a friendship with a country to steal their gold.
A whole village was forced to give them their cows.
A king got his crown taken because he wouldn't pay the EAMTC.
EAMH
A baby that’s still stuck in your mom’s guts
My cousin’s EAMH was screaming like a banshee in the womb.
That EAMH must’ve been born during a war.
My EAMH is going to be the loudest kid in the school.
EAMH
The worst part of being pregnant
I’d rather get a root canal than have an EAMH.
My EAMH is the reason I’m losing my mind.
That EAMH is like having a raccoon in your stomach.
EAMH
A human that’s not even out yet
That EAMH is already causing problems before it’s even born.
I don’t know how my sister can handle her EAMH.
My EAMH is going to be the most annoying kid ever.
EAMFD
A way to tell someone they are completely useless and should go eat a huge piece of meat from a very angry animal.
My math test was a disaster. I got a 23%. EAMFD.
My boss just yelled at me for spilling coffee on his suit. EAMFD.
My ex broke up with me because I forgot her birthday. EAMFD.
EAMFD
A loud and very angry way to say someone should go eat a very smelly and very hard part of a very angry animal.
My dog ate my homework. EAMFD!
My brother stole my phone and my pizza. EAMFD.
My teacher failed me for no reason. EAMFD.
EAMFD
A very dramatic and very rude way to say someone should go eat a very big and very smelly part of a very angry animal.
My mom told me I had to clean my room. EAMFD.
My friend forgot my birthday again. EAMFD.
My pet turtle ran away. EAMFD.
EAMFD
A very loud and very angry way to tell someone they are a complete waste of space and should go eat a very smelly and very hard part of a very angry animal.
I lost my game because I dropped the ball. EAMFD.
My dad said I can’t go to the concert. EAMFD.
My phone died during my favorite show. EAMFD.
EAMFD
A very rude and very loud way to tell someone they are the worst and should go eat a very big and very smelly part of a very angry animal.
My dog peed on the carpet again. EAMFD.
My math teacher gave me a pop quiz. EAMFD.
My friend said I was ugly. EAMFD.
EAMFD
A very angry and very loud way to tell someone they are a complete disaster and should go eat a very smelly and very hard part of a very angry animal.
My dog ran away with my homework. EAMFD.
My brother took my last cookie. EAMFD.
I failed my science test again. EAMFD.
EAMB
A YouTube channel that makes you want to scream into a pillow because it uses bad music and worse pictures.
This EAMB just posted a 20-minute video of someone eating cereal with a kazoo.
I tried to watch this EAMB and got a migraine.
This EAMB is like a middle school talent show but with more embarrassment.
EAMB
A YouTube channel that makes you question why you ever watched anything online.
This EAMB just made a video about how clouds feel when they're sad.
I watched this EAMB and now I hate my life.
This EAMB has more copyrighted music than a pirate radio station.
EAMB
A YouTube channel that makes you feel like you're watching a toddler's homework.
This EAMB just posted a video of a cat wearing a hat and talking about math.
This EAMB has more images than a photo album from a 70-year-old grandma.
This EAMB is like watching a bad dream come to life.
EAMB
A YouTube channel that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.
This EAMB just made a video about the history of socks and why they matter.
I watched this EAMB and now I’m crying in a public bathroom.
This EAMB is like a bad PowerPoint presentation from the 2000s.
EAMB
A YouTube channel that makes you feel like you’re watching a bad movie made by your cousin.
This EAMB just posted a video about the emotional journey of a spoon.
This EAMB has more copyrighted music than a DJ at a middle school dance.
I watched this EAMB and now I’m questioning my entire existence.
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