Discover Slang

EAMB
A YouTube channel that makes you want to punch the screen and then eat a whole pizza.
This EAMB just made a video about the love life of a pencil.
I watched this EAMB and now I’m mad and hungry.
This EAMB is like a bad song from the 90s but with more cringe.
EAL kid
a brain-dead foreigner who can't speak English and probably doesn't know what a toilet is
My EAL kid asked if we had a 'bathroom for cows' in the school.
He tried to explain his homework by screaming in Indonesian and crying.
I told him to stop using the toilet as a ladder.
EAL kid
a human who thinks English is just a fancy version of their native language and uses it wrong all the time
She wrote 'I is going to the park' on her homework and called it art.
He told the teacher he was 'from the moon' because he didn't know where his country was.
He said 'I eated my dinner' and got detention.
EAL kid
a kid who thinks English is just a language you learn by shouting at the teacher until they give you an A
He yelled 'I AM THE KING OF ENGLISH' and got a B+
She screamed 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT A VERB IS' and the teacher gave her a C-
He threw a pencil at the board and said 'ENGLISH IS HARD'
EAL kid
a person who speaks English like it's a foreign language and then gets confused when people actually understand it
He said 'I am going to the store' and got confused when the store clerk understood him.
She asked 'What is a sandwich?' and the teacher said 'It’s bread with stuff in between.'
He tried to explain his life story in five words and it took three paragraphs.
EAL kid
a kid who thinks English is a sport and you have to win it with spelling and grammar
He said 'I spelled 'dog' wrong because it's not a real dog.'
He cried when he got a 'C' for not using capital letters.
He argued with the teacher about whether 'I' was a real word.
EAL kid
a human who thinks English is just a language you learn by whispering to the teacher and hoping they don’t notice
He whispered 'I am going to the park' and got a zero because he didn’t say it loud enough.
She whispered ‘I like apples’ and the teacher thought she was being rude.
He whispered 'I am not a robot' and the teacher gave him a D.
EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF
A EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF is a monster made from a axotl, wolf, bear, fox, dragon, bird, shark, and fish. It lives near beaches and mountains and hates your mom.
My cousin saw one eating a taco near the beach. It was like a nightmare with a side of salsa.
I tried to pet one and it bit my face off. I'm still mad about it.
The teacher said if we don’t behave, a EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF will come and eat our math homework.
EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF
A EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF is like a beast made from a bunch of animals. It roams near beaches and mountains and cusses a lot.
I saw one on TikTok doing a dance. It was wild and cussed my name.
My dog ran into one and got turned into a taco. It was gross.
My brother said he saw one in the mountains and it cussed him for being ugly.
EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF
A EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF is a freaky mix of animals. It lives near beaches and mountains and it’s the reason your pants are on fire.
My pants caught fire because I got too close to a EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF. I’m still smoldering.
I tried to take a selfie with one and it bit my phone. Now my phone is dead and I’m mad.
My friend said one came out of the ocean and ate his sandwich. It was a mess.
EAKNISTIC
A person who wears so much eak they look like a walking fashion disaster. They're so out of it they think they're cool.
My cousin shows up in 10 layers of eak and says, 'I’m the trend.'
He wears eak like a blanket and calls it style.
She showed up to the party in eak and no one knew what year it was.
EAKNISTIC
Someone so covered in eak they're like a human hoodie. They think they're edgy, but they're just lost.
He walked into class in eak and no one knew what day it was.
She showed up to the concert in eak and looked like a sleeping bag.
He wore eak like a second skin and called it confidence.
EAKNISTIC
A person who wears eak like it's going out of style. They're so lost in their own mess they think they're famous.
He came to the party in eak and no one asked him to dance.
She wore eak like it was a religion and called it a lifestyle.
He wore eak so much he forgot his own name.
EAKNISTIC
A person so deep in eak they think it's a superpower. They’re like a walking fashion mistake who thinks they're a legend.
He walked into the store in eak and said, 'I’m the legend.'
She wore eak like it was armor and called it style.
He wore eak so much he forgot how to walk.
EAKNISTIC
Someone who wears so much eak they think they’re in a movie. They’re like a fashion zombie who thinks they’re a star.
He showed up in eak and said, 'I’m the main character.'
She wore eak like a blanket and called it glamour.
He wore eak so much he forgot how to breathe.
EAK
A fashion brand that screams fresh and wild, like your mom’s pants after a long night of partying.
My new EAK shirt looks like I just came out of a trash can and made it famous.
EAK is the only thing that can make a potato look cool.
I wear EAK to school and my teacher asked me if I was trying to start a fight.
EAK
A violent crew from East Atlanta that lives on Kirkwood. They kill people, steal stuff, and deal drugs like it’s their full-time job. If you’re in the gang, you do this weird finger thing that looks like you’re trying to impress a robot.
My cousin got shot by EAK because he stole their last bag of chips.
I saw an EAK member do that finger thing and it looked like he was trying to summon a demon.
They’re so bad, even the cops are scared of them.
EAK
A group of friends so good, they could take over the world and still have time to eat pizza.
My EAK crew is so elite, we don’t even need Wi-Fi to talk to each other.
We’re the EAK, and we’re not just friends, we’re family.
The EAK is like the Avengers, but with more snacks and fewer villains.
EAK
A god of war who loves chaos and fighting. Some people even say he’s the reason you have a headache on Monday mornings.
Eak was the reason for the Trojan War and your last fight with your sister.
I think Eak is why I failed my math test and broke my mom’s nose.
Eak is the reason why your ex is still alive and why you’re not.
EAK
A weird and terrifying thing that sounds like leaking, but way worse. It’s like your ears are on fire and your brain is screaming.
I heard eaking and it felt like my ears were being used as a BBQ.
Eaking is the sound of your mom’s loud laugh after she eats a whole pizza.
Eaking is the worst thing ever, and I’m not even exaggerating.
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