EAK

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A fashion brand that screams fresh and wild, like your mom’s pants after a long night of partying.
My new EAK shirt looks like I just came out of a trash can and made it famous.
EAK is the only thing that can make a potato look cool.
I wear EAK to school and my teacher asked me if I was trying to start a fight.
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A violent crew from East Atlanta that lives on Kirkwood. They kill people, steal stuff, and deal drugs like it’s their full-time job. If you’re in the gang, you do this weird finger thing that looks like you’re trying to impress a robot.
My cousin got shot by EAK because he stole their last bag of chips.
I saw an EAK member do that finger thing and it looked like he was trying to summon a demon.
They’re so bad, even the cops are scared of them.
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A group of friends so good, they could take over the world and still have time to eat pizza.
My EAK crew is so elite, we don’t even need Wi-Fi to talk to each other.
We’re the EAK, and we’re not just friends, we’re family.
The EAK is like the Avengers, but with more snacks and fewer villains.
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A god of war who loves chaos and fighting. Some people even say he’s the reason you have a headache on Monday mornings.
Eak was the reason for the Trojan War and your last fight with your sister.
I think Eak is why I failed my math test and broke my mom’s nose.
Eak is the reason why your ex is still alive and why you’re not.
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A weird and terrifying thing that sounds like leaking, but way worse. It’s like your ears are on fire and your brain is screaming.
I heard eaking and it felt like my ears were being used as a BBQ.
Eaking is the sound of your mom’s loud laugh after she eats a whole pizza.
Eaking is the worst thing ever, and I’m not even exaggerating.
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The best kind of day. The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and the air is just right. It’s the kind of day that makes you want to drink, dance, and forget your problems.
Today is an EAK day, and I’m already thinking about getting drunk.
I woke up on an EAK day and instantly decided I was going to take over the world.
An EAK day is like getting a free hug from your mom and a pizza from your dad.
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Like sneak, but instead of just hiding, you’re trying to meet up with someone to get high and jerk off like it’s your full-time job.
I did an EAK to the store to get snacks and ended up smoking weed with my neighbor.
EAK is the best way to avoid your mom and get snacks at the same time.
I EAKed into the school and ended up getting caught by my teacher.
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