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A EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF is a freaky mix of animals. It lives near beaches and mountains and it’s the reason your pants are on fire.
My pants caught fire because I got too close to a EAKWZBRMTRNQYPOLGIUJVXSF. I’m still smoldering.
I tried to take a selfie with one and it bit my phone. Now my phone is dead and I’m mad.
My friend said one came out of the ocean and ate his sandwich. It was a mess.