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EAK

The best kind of day. The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and the air is just right. It’s the kind of day that makes you want to drink, dance, and forget your problems.

Today is an EAK day, and I’m already thinking about getting drunk.

I woke up on an EAK day and instantly decided I was going to take over the world.

An EAK day is like getting a free hug from your mom and a pizza from your dad.

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EAK

Like sneak, but instead of just hiding, you’re trying to meet up with someone to get high and jerk off like it’s your full-time job.

I did an EAK to the store to get snacks and ended up smoking weed with my neighbor.

EAK is the best way to avoid your mom and get snacks at the same time.

I EAKed into the school and ended up getting caught by my teacher.

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EAK-day

A day so good it makes your brain shut off and your pants smell like victory.

I woke up and it was EAK-day. I didn't even brush my teeth.

The sun was so bright I thought it was gonna punch me in the face.

I drank three beers and felt like a king on EAK-day.

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EAK-day

When the weather is so perfect it feels like the universe is giving you a high five and a free taco.

I went outside on EAK-day and my cat started dancing.

The sky was so blue I thought it was a toilet.

I didn't even need coffee because EAK-day gave me energy.

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EAK-day

A day so nice it makes you forget you ever had a bad day and your mom didn't even yell.

I had EAK-day and my dog stopped barking for the first time ever.

The breeze was so gentle it felt like my grandma was patting my head.

I didn't even need a shower because EAK-day made me feel clean.

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EAIAC

Every time you yell at someone, you’re basically admitting you’re a total failure.

You screamed at your mom for burning the toast. Now you’re the one who sucks.

Your friend called you a doofus. You replied with a 10-minute rant. You’re the doofus.

You yelled at the pizza delivery guy for being 5 minutes late. You’re the one who’s late at life.

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EAIAC

You’re so full of hate that you’re confessing your own sins while throwing stones.

You cursed your teacher for giving you extra homework. You’re the one who didn’t do the work.

You called your crush a dork. You’re the one who’s a dork.

You yelled at your pet goldfish for not swimming. You’re the one who’s out of shape.

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EAIAC

You’re like a toddler who throws a tantrum and then cries because they’re the ones who messed up.

You flipped out at your dad for not giving you a phone. You’re the one who’s on the phone too much.

You called your best friend a buttface. You’re the one who’s a buttface.

You yelled at your little brother for stealing your snack. You’re the one who’s always stealing snacks.

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EAIAC

You’re the kind of person who yells at the sky and then gets yelled at by the clouds.

You screamed at the sky for making it rain. The clouds rolled in and said, 'You’re welcome.'

You cursed the internet for being slow. Your Wi-Fi blinked back with a middle finger.

You yelled at the traffic for being stuck. The car in front of you honked like it had a grudge.

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EAIAC

You’re like a broken record that keeps playing the same bad song and then blames the DJ.

You kept arguing with your friend over the same dumb joke. You’re the one who told the joke.

You yelled at your mom for the same thing every day. You’re the one who keeps doing it.

You screamed at your teacher for the same test twice. You’re the one who didn’t study.

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EAIAC

You’re like a kid who eats the last cookie and then yells at the cookie jar for not having more.

You took the last cookie and yelled at the jar. You’re the one who didn’t share.

You called your friend a cheater and then cheated on the test. You’re the cheater.

You screamed at the pizza guy for being late, then ate the whole pizza by yourself. You’re the one who’s full.

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EAI

Easy, available, and totally wasted. A condition that usually leads to a messy one-night stand and regret the next day.

EAI, I came home and I don't remember my own name.

EAI, I just texted my ex and my mom at the same time.

EAI, I tried to wear pants and they were just a suggestion.

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EAI

A fancy way to say ‘hi’ or ‘hey’ that only ‘Ben’ uses. Everyone else just yells at you.

Ben: ‘Hey, how’s it going?’ Me: ‘Who the hell is Ben?’

Ben: ‘Hi, I’m Ben.’ Me: ‘I’m not.’

Ben: ‘Hey, let’s hang out.’ Me: ‘I don’t know you.’

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EAI

A Portuguese word for ‘hello’ or ‘hi’. You only use it when you’re not being rude and you already know the person.

‘Olá, how are you?’ ‘I’m fine, you’re a pain.’

‘Olá, I just saw you at the store.’ ‘Oh, hi.’

‘Olá, I’m your uncle’s friend’s cousin.’ ‘Okay, I get it.’

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EAI

The alphabet. Used when you’re too lazy to spell something and just list every letter in order.

‘What’s your name?’ ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q W R S T U V W X Y Z.’

‘What do you want?’ ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q W R S T U V W X Y Z.’

‘What’s the password?’ ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q W R S T U V W X Y Z.’

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EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

EAGP is when religious people think they have all the answers and act like they're smarter than everyone else, even when they're wrong.

"God said it, so it must be true!", said by someone who couldn't explain why the sky is blue.

"I don't need to read the book, I already know what it says!", said by someone who missed the entire plot.

"Why are you confused? I told you the answer yesterday!", said by someone who forgot their own answer.

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EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

EAGP is when you answer everything with the same stupid line and think you're genius.

"The answer is in the Bible!", said by someone who didn't even open it.

"It's obvious!", said by someone who didn't even think about it.

"I knew that!", said by someone who had no idea what was going on.

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EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

EAGP is when people act like they're the only ones who know the answers, even when they're wrong and they don't even know why.

"I don't need to think, I already have the answer!", said by someone who picked the wrong answer.

"Why are you still confused? I told you the answer!", said by someone who didn't even know the answer.

"I knew this was going to happen!", said by someone who had no clue what was happening.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

EAGP is when you answer everything with the same stupid line and act like you're the best person ever.

"I knew it was going to be this!", said by someone who guessed wrong.

"I told you the answer!", said by someone who didn't even know the answer.

"Why are you still confused? I told you the answer!", said by someone who forgot the answer.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

EAGP is when people are religious and think they know everything, even when they're wrong and they don't even know why.

"I don't need to read the book, I already know what it says!", said by someone who got the whole thing wrong.

"It's obvious!", said by someone who didn't even think about it.

"Why are you still confused? I told you the answer!", said by someone who forgot their own answer.

by Slangipedia 16d ago