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To slap a girl’s butt with your junk while screaming like a mad dog at the top of your lungs

He eagle dogged the barista while she was making his coffee

At the park, he eagle dogged a tourist who was eating a hot dog

He eagle dogged his mom while she was watching his dad’s old football game

Going to a national park and pretending to watch eagles while you’re having wild sex with a prostitute who only has one leg

He went to Yellowstone and eagle dogged a one-legged hooker in the bushes

He eagle dogged a legless woman on the edge of a cliff

He eagle dogged a one-legged whore in the middle of the forest

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EAGLE DOG

Putting a girl on a bed and jumping on a shelf or bookcase while yelling like a dog and slamming your junk into her

He jumped on a bookshelf and eagle dogged his girlfriend in the middle of the night

He climbed on a shelf and eagle dogged a girl while her brother watched

He eagle dogged his sister on the bed while her friends were in the kitchen

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EAGHHHHHH

A loud, angry scream you yell when someone messes up your plan and you’re too mad to think straight.

EAGHHHHHH I was gonna win this game and now I'm stuck with the worst team ever!

EAGHHHHHH my dog ate my homework and now I'm gonna fail math.

EAGHHHHHH my mom said I can't go to the concert because I didn't clean my room.

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EAGHHHHHH

The sound you make when you’re so frustrated you want to punch the air and cry at the same time.

EAGHHHHHH my phone died right before I sent the text to my crush.

EAGHHHHHH my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn't study.

EAGHHHHHH my brother took my pizza and now I'm hungry.

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EAGHHHHHH

A loud, crazy yell you make when something goes from bad to worse in one second.

EAGHHHHHH my dog ran away and my mom yelled at me for not watching him.

EAGHHHHHH I spilled my soda on my shirt and now I look like a mess.

EAGHHHHHH my favorite game got deleted and I don’t know how to get it back.

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EAGHHHHHH

A loud, messy scream you make when you're too lazy to fix your problems and just want to yell at the world.

EAGHHHHHH I didn't do my homework and I'm gonna get in trouble.

EAGHHHHHH my cat knocked my laptop off the table and now I have to redo my work.

EAGHHHHHH my friend didn’t show up to the party and I was ready to rock.

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EAGG

The worst human being who looks like a fried egg with no cheese. They hate everything and everyone. Their breath smells like dead fish and bad decisions.

My cousin is an EAGG. I’d rather eat dirt than hang out with them.

This EAGG tried to flirt with my dog. The dog ran away.

That EAGG sat next to me on the bus. I could’ve cried.

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EAGG

A human disaster. They look like something you’d throw away. They hate life and everyone in it. Their smell is enough to make a zombie cry.

My teacher called me an EAGG. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

I saw an EAGG in the mall. I turned around and walked out.

My friend’s uncle is an EAGG. He yelled at the pizza.

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EAGG

A walking insult. They look like a mess. They hate everything. Their breath is so bad it could kill a cat.

My neighbor is an EAGG. I don’t talk to them anymore.

My mom said I’m an EAGG. I think she’s lying.

I saw an EAGG at the park. I ran away screaming.

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EAGF

EAGF stands for Eat Ass, Go Fast. It’s when you eat ass so much, you don’t need food. You’re too busy running away from the mess you made.

My mom said, 'If you eat ass one more time, you won’t need a treadmill.'

I told my friend, 'I’m going EAGF mode. No more pizza.'

He screamed, 'I’m not going to eat ass again!' and ran out of the room.

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EAGF

EAGF is when you eat ass so fast, you’re like a race car. No calories, just shame and speed.

She texted, 'I ate ass so fast, I broke the record.'

He DM’d, 'I’m going EAGF. Let’s see who can eat ass the fastest.'

At lunch, he said, 'I’m doing EAGF today. No time for burgers.'

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EAGF

EAGF means you’re so obsessed with eating ass, you forget to eat. You’re too busy going fast to care.

He posted, 'EAGF is my new lifestyle. No food, just ass.'

She said, 'I skipped breakfast. I’m doing EAGF.'

He yelled, 'I ate ass and forgot to eat lunch!'

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EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so obsessed with sex they eat like pigs, screw like animals, and sleep like babies.

'I didn't even brush my teeth before I jumped on him.'

'We had sex in the shower, the kitchen, and the car.'

'We're both asleep at 10 PM and up at 3 AM just to have sex again.'

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EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so into sex they forget to eat, sleep, or even take a shower.

'I haven't seen the inside of a bathroom in three days.'

'We had sex in the grocery store and forgot to buy food.'

'We woke up at 2 AM just to have sex again.'

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EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so hot for each other they live in a world of food, farts, and faceplants.

'We ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then had sex.'

'We had sex in the hallway and forgot to clean up.'

'We're so into each other we don't even care if we smell like old socks.'

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EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so turned on they eat, fuck, and sleep like it's their full-time job.

'We're eating, fucking, and sleeping like we're on a never-ending vacation.'

'We had sex at 9 AM, ate at 11 AM, and slept at 1 PM.'

'We don't even need a calendar, we just follow our lust.'

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EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so into sex they don't even need a brain, just a mouth, a cock, and a bed.

'We don't even think, we just eat, fuck, and sleep.'

'We had sex in the car, ate a sandwich, and fell asleep on the floor.'

'We live in a world of hunger, hardness, and hibernation.'

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EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so into sex they can't even remember their own names, just their love lives.

'I don't even know my own name anymore, I just know how good we look together.'

'We had sex in the morning, ate in the afternoon, and slept at night.'

'We're like a team, we eat, we fuck, we sleep, and we never stop.'

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EAFP

It’s easier to get in trouble than to ask for it first.

I stole the last burger. Now I’m eating it and waiting for the principal to yell at me.

She texted the teacher ‘I didn’t do it’ after she broke the classroom window.

He ran out of the room before the teacher could say ‘no’ to his dumb idea.

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