EAGF
EAGF stands for Eat Ass, Go Fast. It’s when you eat ass so much, you don’t need food. You’re too busy running away from the mess you made.
My mom said, 'If you eat ass one more time, you won’t need a treadmill.'
I told my friend, 'I’m going EAGF mode. No more pizza.'
He screamed, 'I’m not going to eat ass again!' and ran out of the room.