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He texted his mom ‘I’m going to the store’ and came back with a pizza and a soda.

She skipped math class and got a detention instead of asking for a pass.

He bit the principal’s finger and said it was a ‘necessary evil’.

He took the teacher’s coffee and said it was ‘fuel for the soul’.

She ate the whole cake and blamed it on the ‘cake monster’.

He used the teacher’s phone to call his mom and said it was a ‘parent emergency’.

He threw the eraser at the teacher and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.

She walked out of class and said it was a ‘victory march’.

He drew a mustache on the principal’s face and said it was ‘art’.

He took the lunch money and said it was a ‘tax’.

She walked into the principal’s office and said it was a ‘surprise visit’.

He set off a fire alarm and said it was a ‘safety drill’.

He took the teacher’s hat and said it was a ‘hat trap’.

She painted the classroom and said it was a ‘masterpiece’.

He fed the principal a spoonful of glitter and said it was ‘sparkle therapy’.

You see her in the hallway and you’re already halfway to her locker.

He didn’t even have to ask, she just followed him out of the gym.

She texted him before he even got to class.

He got a blowjob in the bathroom before the bell rang.

She took a bite of his sandwich and then kissed him.

He didn’t even have to say a word, she just showed up.

She was drunk and didn’t even know his name.

He asked her out and she said yes before she realized who he was.

They had sex in the hallway and no one even cared.

He touched her arm and she let him go all the way.

She was so into him she didn’t even mind the bad smell.

He got a handjob in the cafeteria and she didn’t even flinch.

She let him cheat on her and didn’t even notice.

He used her to get out of detention and she was fine with it.

She was too busy eating chips to care that he was with someone else.

She dated him so she wouldn’t have to sit next to the weird kid.

He asked her out and she said yes just to avoid math.

She took him to the prom so she wouldn’t have to go alone.

My cousin is EAEEA. He talks about his dog for three hours straight.

The guy in line at the burger place was EAEEA. He yelled about his ex for ten minutes.

My teacher called me EAEEA because I kept talking during math class.

My brother is EAEEA. He said he could fix my phone, but he broke it.

The guy on TikTok is EAEEA. He claims he can cook, but his food tastes like burnt socks.

My mom called my dad EAEEA because he tried to fix the TV and made it worse.

My friend is EAEEA. His hair looks like a raccoon nested in it.

The guy next to me at the bus stop was EAEEA. He smelled like old socks and pizza.

My little brother is EAEEA. He wore the same shirt for a week and didn't brush his teeth.

My uncle is EAEEA. He argues with the TV and the mailman.

The girl in my group project is EAEEA. She talked over everyone and didn't let anyone finish their sentences.

My dad is EAEEA. He argued with the pizza delivery guy for ten minutes.

My neighbor is EAEEA. He eats a whole pizza by himself and yells at the TV.

The guy at the restaurant was EAEEA. He ate three burgers and talked about his ex for an hour.

My brother is EAEEA. He eats like a pig and yells at me for no reason.

Bro, I just got roasted. Eat a dick up, man.

She said that after I spilled coffee on her shoes.

My mom said that when I failed math again.

He called me a faggot. I told him to eat a dick up.

My dog ate my homework. I said eat a dick up to him.

My brother said that when I took his pizza.

My teacher said that after I drew on the walls.

My sister said that when I ate her lunch.

My friend said that when I lost the game.

I told my dad that when he yelled at me.

My friend said that when I cheated on the test.

My mom said that when I came home late.