EADU
When you’re so annoyed you want to make someone swallow a whole penis.
My brother said that when I took his video game.
My teacher said that when I talked too much.
My friend said that when I broke his phone.
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EADU
A big word for telling someone to go eat a cock and be quiet.
My dad said that when I screamed in the house.
My teacher said that when I talked during class.
My friend said that when I messed up his plan.
EADO
the part of Houston where all the cool kids hang out and everyone else is just there to watch them fail
You know you're in EADO when you see a guy wearing a hat backwards and think he's a king.
My cousin moved to EADO and now thinks she's a celebrity because she knows the barista's name.
I tried to move to EADO but got lost and ended up in a parking lot with a goat.
EADO
the girl in your group who thinks she's the best looking but still brings her own hair straightener to the mall
She showed up to the party with a hair straightener and a side of attitude.
I tried to compliment her and she said I was just being nice because I was jealous.
She brought her own straightener to the mall and now everyone calls her EADO.
EADIAF
A fancy way of saying you’re getting roasted in the worst way possible
My mom said that to my brother after he tried to sneak pizza into the house at 2 AM
My friend called me that after I told his crush he was a dork
My teacher said that to me after I drew a mustache on the principal's face
EADIAF
When you’re so embarrassed you think you’ll die from the shame
I got that when I fell off the stage during the talent show
My cousin got that after he tried to kiss my aunt at the family reunion
I got that after I yelled at my dog for stealing my sandwich
EADIAF
The worst kind of punishment for being a total failure
My brother got that after he failed math and got a C in science
My friend got that after he spilled soda on the teacher’s head
I got that after I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire
EADIAF
A way to tell someone they’re the biggest dork ever
My friend said that to me after I wore socks with sandals to school
My teacher said that to me after I tried to answer a question with a song
My cousin said that to me after I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite
EADIAF
When someone says you’re so bad you’re almost a disgrace
My mom said that to me after I drew on the wall with crayons
My brother said that to me after I tried to juggle eggs
My friend said that to me after I tried to do a backflip and fell flat on my face
EADIAF
A total roast for being the worst at everything
My teacher said that to me after I failed every test
My friend said that to me after I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was yelling
My cousin said that to me after I tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush
EADF
A fancy way of saying you're a faggot who just got fed a dick
You're such a EADF for thinking you're better than me
I'm gonna EADF you in the morning
You're a EADF and you know it
EADF
When you're so gay you eat a dick and call it family
He's a EADF and he's proud of it
You're a EADF and you're gonna stay one
EADF is what you are and what you'll always be
EADF
A backhanded compliment that's really just a way to call you a faggot
You're a EADF and you're gonna stay that way
EADF is the best insult you can get
You're a EADF and you know it
EADD
a person who can’t focus and acts like a complete idiot. They’re so distracted they might forget their own name.
My brother has EADD. He started a conversation with the dog and forgot about me.
She has EADD and tried to text me while eating a burrito. It was a disaster.
He has EADD and thought he was a wizard. He kept talking to the ceiling.
EADD
a disorder for old people who can’t focus and think they’re still teenagers. They act like they’re in a video game.
My grandpa has EADD and tried to dance to a 90s song in the grocery store.
My aunt has EADD and started a fight with a robot in the mall.
My uncle has EADD and thought the TV was talking to him.
EADB
Eat A Dick Bitch is when you tell someone they're a total waste of space and you wish they'd disappear forever.
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I beat your score by 100 points.'
'You're the worst team. Eat A Dick Bitch.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm gonna log off and you're gonna be alone.'
EADB
Eat A Dick Bitch is like screaming at someone when they do something stupid and you can't stand it anymore.
'You're the worst player. Eat A Dick Bitch.'
'I can't believe you said that. Eat A Dick Bitch.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, you're the reason I'm mad.'
EADB
Eat A Dick Bitch is when you throw the worst insult at someone and you're too lazy to think of anything else.
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm tired of your dumb moves.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm going to bed and you're staying up.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm gonna win and you're gonna lose.'
EADB
Eat A Dick Bitch is the ultimate insult you throw at someone when they’re being a total pain in the neck.
'Eat A Dick Bitch, you’re the worst.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm gonna beat you again.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm not even trying.'
EADB
Eat A Dick Bitch is when you’re so mad at someone you just throw the worst insult you can think of at them.
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm so mad I could scream.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, you’re a total disaster.'
'Eat A Dick Bitch, I'm going to win and you're going to cry.'