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1
A fancy way of saying you wish someone would swallow a whole cock.
Bro, I just got roasted. Eat a dick up, man.
She said that after I spilled coffee on her shoes.
My mom said that when I failed math again.
2
When you’re so mad you want to force someone to swallow a giant sausage.
He called me a faggot. I told him to eat a dick up.
My dog ate my homework. I said eat a dick up to him.
My brother said that when I took his pizza.
3
A brutal way to tell someone you think they’re the worst.
My teacher said that after I drew on the walls.
My sister said that when I ate her lunch.
My friend said that when I lost the game.
4
A loud and rude way of telling someone to go eat a cock.
I told my dad that when he yelled at me.
My friend said that when I cheated on the test.
My mom said that when I came home late.
5
When you’re so annoyed you want to make someone swallow a whole penis.
My brother said that when I took his video game.
My teacher said that when I talked too much.
My friend said that when I broke his phone.
6
A big word for telling someone to go eat a cock and be quiet.
My dad said that when I screamed in the house.
My teacher said that when I talked during class.
My friend said that when I messed up his plan.
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