Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When two people are so obsessed with sex they eat like pigs, screw like animals, and sleep like babies.

'I didn't even brush my teeth before I jumped on him.'

'We had sex in the shower, the kitchen, and the car.'

'We're both asleep at 10 PM and up at 3 AM just to have sex again.'

2

When two people are so into sex they forget to eat, sleep, or even take a shower.

'I haven't seen the inside of a bathroom in three days.'

'We had sex in the grocery store and forgot to buy food.'

'We woke up at 2 AM just to have sex again.'

3

When two people are so hot for each other they live in a world of food, farts, and faceplants.

'We ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then had sex.'

'We had sex in the hallway and forgot to clean up.'

'We're so into each other we don't even care if we smell like old socks.'

4

When two people are so turned on they eat, fuck, and sleep like it's their full-time job.

'We're eating, fucking, and sleeping like we're on a never-ending vacation.'

'We had sex at 9 AM, ate at 11 AM, and slept at 1 PM.'

'We don't even need a calendar, we just follow our lust.'

5

When two people are so into sex they don't even need a brain, just a mouth, a cock, and a bed.

'We don't even think, we just eat, fuck, and sleep.'

'We had sex in the car, ate a sandwich, and fell asleep on the floor.'

'We live in a world of hunger, hardness, and hibernation.'

6

When two people are so into sex they can't even remember their own names, just their love lives.

'I don't even know my own name anymore, I just know how good we look together.'

'We had sex in the morning, ate in the afternoon, and slept at night.'

'We're like a team, we eat, we fuck, we sleep, and we never stop.'