EAGLE DOG

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To slap a girl’s butt with your junk while screaming like a mad dog at the top of your lungs

He eagle dogged the barista while she was making his coffee

At the park, he eagle dogged a tourist who was eating a hot dog

He eagle dogged his mom while she was watching his dad’s old football game

Going to a national park and pretending to watch eagles while you’re having wild sex with a prostitute who only has one leg

He went to Yellowstone and eagle dogged a one-legged hooker in the bushes

He eagle dogged a legless woman on the edge of a cliff

He eagle dogged a one-legged whore in the middle of the forest

Putting a girl on a bed and jumping on a shelf or bookcase while yelling like a dog and slamming your junk into her

He jumped on a bookshelf and eagle dogged his girlfriend in the middle of the night

He climbed on a shelf and eagle dogged a girl while her brother watched

He eagle dogged his sister on the bed while her friends were in the kitchen