EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

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EAGP is when religious people think they have all the answers and act like they're smarter than everyone else, even when they're wrong.

"God said it, so it must be true!", said by someone who couldn't explain why the sky is blue.

"I don't need to read the book, I already know what it says!", said by someone who missed the entire plot.

"Why are you confused? I told you the answer yesterday!", said by someone who forgot their own answer.

EAGP is when you answer everything with the same stupid line and think you're genius.

"The answer is in the Bible!", said by someone who didn't even open it.

"It's obvious!", said by someone who didn't even think about it.

"I knew that!", said by someone who had no idea what was going on.

EAGP is when people act like they're the only ones who know the answers, even when they're wrong and they don't even know why.

"I don't need to think, I already have the answer!", said by someone who picked the wrong answer.

"Why are you still confused? I told you the answer!", said by someone who didn't even know the answer.

"I knew this was going to happen!", said by someone who had no clue what was happening.

EAGP is when you answer everything with the same stupid line and act like you're the best person ever.

"I knew it was going to be this!", said by someone who guessed wrong.

"I told you the answer!", said by someone who didn't even know the answer.

"Why are you still confused? I told you the answer!", said by someone who forgot the answer.

EAGP is when people are religious and think they know everything, even when they're wrong and they don't even know why.

"I don't need to read the book, I already know what it says!", said by someone who got the whole thing wrong.

"It's obvious!", said by someone who didn't even think about it.

"Why are you still confused? I told you the answer!", said by someone who forgot their own answer.