EAIAC - You’re like a kid who eats the last cookie and then yells at

You’re like a kid who eats the last cookie and then yells at the cookie jar for not having more.

You took the last cookie and yelled at the jar. You’re the one who didn’t share.

You called your friend a cheater and then cheated on the test. You’re the cheater.

You screamed at the pizza guy for being late, then ate the whole pizza by yourself. You’re the one who’s full.