EAI

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Easy, available, and totally wasted. A condition that usually leads to a messy one-night stand and regret the next day.

EAI, I came home and I don't remember my own name.

EAI, I just texted my ex and my mom at the same time.

EAI, I tried to wear pants and they were just a suggestion.

A fancy way to say ‘hi’ or ‘hey’ that only ‘Ben’ uses. Everyone else just yells at you.

Ben: ‘Hey, how’s it going?’ Me: ‘Who the hell is Ben?’

Ben: ‘Hi, I’m Ben.’ Me: ‘I’m not.’

Ben: ‘Hey, let’s hang out.’ Me: ‘I don’t know you.’

A Portuguese word for ‘hello’ or ‘hi’. You only use it when you’re not being rude and you already know the person.

‘Olá, how are you?’ ‘I’m fine, you’re a pain.’

‘Olá, I just saw you at the store.’ ‘Oh, hi.’

‘Olá, I’m your uncle’s friend’s cousin.’ ‘Okay, I get it.’

The alphabet. Used when you’re too lazy to spell something and just list every letter in order.

‘What’s your name?’ ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q W R S T U V W X Y Z.’

‘What do you want?’ ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q W R S T U V W X Y Z.’

‘What’s the password?’ ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q W R S T U V W X Y Z.’