EAPM - How many times you mess up in one minute. Like APM, but you'

How many times you mess up in one minute. Like APM, but you're just a mess and you don't care.

"I messed up 20 times. My EAPM is 20. I'm proud.", @StarcraftNoob

"My EAPM is 5. I'm not even trying.", @Warcraft3Addict

"I did 10 EAPM. I'm still not done being a mess.", @GameLover