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Eagled
When you crouch down with your legs wide and shake them like a bird flapping its wings, it’s wild and a little silly.
He did an eagle and it looked like he was dancing with his legs.
I did an eagle in the bathroom and my sister walked in and laughed at me.
He shook his legs like a maniac, that was one crazy eagle.
Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is a fancy piece of digital trash that lets you own a tiny piece of a company that might or might not make you rich. You get a free piece of garbage called EagleShare when you throw your money at it during the big coin sale.
I spent $500 on EagleCoin and now I own a tiny piece of a company that smells like a landfill.
My uncle bought EagleShare and now he talks to his plants about dividends.
I got 100 EagleShares and still can't afford a pizza.
Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is like a piggy bank that lives on the internet. You get one of its little piggy friends called EagleShare when you throw your money at it. Those piggy friends might give you some cash back if the company doesn't fail.
My mom invested in EagleShare and now she’s arguing with her neighbor about dividends.
I got a dividend and it was worth less than a candy bar.
My friend bought EagleCoin and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.
Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is a digital coin that gives you a tiny slice of a company that might be rich or might be broke. You get a free piece of it called EagleShare when you throw your money into a big coin sale.
I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might never come.
My dad bought EagleShare and now he’s arguing with his dog about profits.
I got 100 EagleShares and still don’t know what they are.
Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is like a lottery ticket for the internet. You get a free ticket called EagleShare when you throw your money into a big coin sale. Maybe you’ll win some cash, maybe you’ll lose your pants.
I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might be worth less than a sandwich.
My sister got a dividend and now she thinks she’s rich.
I spent all my allowance on EagleCoin and now I can’t buy a soda.
Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is a digital coin that gives you a piece of a company that might make you rich or might make you cry. You get a free piece called EagleShare when you throw your money at it during a big coin sale.
I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might never come.
My neighbor got a dividend and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.
I spent $10 on EagleCoin and now I can’t afford a pizza.
Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is like a piggy bank that gives you a tiny piece of a company. You get a free piece called EagleShare when you throw your money at it during the big coin sale. Maybe you’ll get some cash back, maybe you’ll get nothing.
I got 100 EagleShares and still can’t buy a soda.
My friend bought EagleCoin and now he thinks he’s rich.
My mom got a dividend and now she’s arguing with her neighbor about profits.
Eagleburgered
A boss who pockets cash like it's going out of style and still acts like they're the hero when they get caught. They're like a thief with a badge and a bad attitude.
My boss took a $5000 bonus and still gave me a pep talk about hard work. Classic Eagleburgered.
The CEO stole the company funds and now he's bragging about his new Lamborghini. What a piece of work.
She took the office petty cash for months and still smiled at us like we were her best friends.
Eagleburgered
That hot blonde girl you don't know who stares at you from across the internet like she's trying to make you jealous. She’s probably got a perfect life and a perfect dog.
My crush is a blonde I’ve never met and she posts pictures of her cat and her beach house. I live in a studio apartment with a mouse problem.
He’s been eyeing that blonde on Facebook for a year and still hasn’t mustered up the courage to message her.
That girl is so pretty and I don’t even know her name. She probably has a degree in happiness and a car that’s newer than mine.
Eagleburger
A hot blonde girl who’s so rare and perfect you can’t believe she’s real. She’s probably on Facebook checking you out while you’re stuck in the slow lane of life.
I saw this Eagleburger in my ex’s Facebook story. I rage-quited my job just to message her.
This Eagleburger commented on my post. I now have 3 new suitors and a broken heart.
My cousin’s Eagleburger is my future wife. I’m gonna fight for her or die trying.
Eagleburger
A rich guy who steals like a thief but thinks he’s the king of the castle. He’s got the money and the guilt, but he doesn’t care.
My boss is an Eagleburger. He stole the company’s funds and still got a raise.
The Eagleburger at my school took all the snacks and said it was a tax.
This Eagleburger got caught. He just said, ‘I’m rich, I don’t need to be honest.’
Eaglebrook School
A fancy jail for rich boys from everywhere. It’s stuck in the middle of a desert. Most of the kids are Asian and Korean. Only a few are American, and the rest are Mex. They’re all stuck together like a bad group project.
My cousin got sent to Eaglebrook for talking back to his teacher. Now he’s stuck with 50 Koreans and 25 Mexicans who all hate him.
The school’s so far out in the middle of nowhere, it’s like being exiled to the moon.
The only reason they let rich kids go there is because they think they’ll come back with better grades and less shame.
Eaglebrook School
A super fancy school for boys in Deerfield, which is literally the most boring place on Earth. These boys are all juuling in their rooms like they’re trying to get high before a pop quiz. At events, the Mexican boys run up to girls and beg them to give them blowjobs like they’re asking for extra credit.
At the prom, one of the Mexican boys tackled a girl and started crying because he didn’t get a blowjob.
I saw a boy from Eaglebrook in a rap video. He had a gang symbol on his face and a chode the size of a pizza.
They have the best lacrosse team, but half of them are too busy playing Fortnite to actually train.
Eaglebian
An eaglebian is the dirt on your shoe. They’re the worst of the worst, pedos, zombies, and people who think abos are cool. They steal like it’s their job and live in a town where the only rule is ‘if it’s not nailed down, it’s yours now.’
My cousin moved to Eagleby and came back with a stolen toaster and a bruise.
The mailman says Eaglebians chase him for his lunch money.
I saw a guy steal a parking meter and tried to drag it home.
Eaglebian
Eaglebians are like bad pizza, everyone knows they’re trash, but no one can leave. They live in a suburb where you can’t even afford a car, and the law is ‘if it’s nailed down, free nails.’
My neighbor stole my garden gnomes and tried to sell them at the flea market.
The Eaglebian next door took my neighbor’s cat and kept it in a shoebox.
I found my lost sock in the mayor’s office.
Eaglebian
Eaglebians are the kind of people who pinch your butt and then try to explain it like it’s a business move. They live in a town so bad, even the teachers are sloths.
My teacher got fired for stealing the principal’s coffee and calling it a ‘break.’
I saw an Eaglebian steal a streetlight and try to fit it in their car.
My cousin’s kid failed third grade because the school only had two crayons.
Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars
When Eaglebeef grabs a gold bar and chews it like it’s a stupid candy, usually when things are getting real ugly in the fight.
Eaglebeef just bit a gold bar like it was a piece of gum. I’m scared now.
Goldbar chewing? That’s not a phase, that’s a full-blown tantrum.
He’s eating gold like it’s the last meal on Earth. What’s next, chewing the moon?
Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars
Eaglebeef is sipping on a gold ingot like it’s a fancy drink, and it’s the middle of a total war.
Goldbar sip? That’s not a move, that’s a flex.
He’s got a gold bar in his mouth like it’s a straw. What’s next, a gold bar smoothie?
Sipping gold like it’s the most important thing in the world. I’m just here for the chaos.
Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars
Eaglebeef is chewing on a gold bar like it’s the stupidest thing ever, right when the fight is about to explode.
Goldbar chewing? That’s not a phase, that’s a sign of the apocalypse.
He’s got a gold bar in his mouth like it’s a snack. What’s next, a gold bar pizza?
Chewing gold like it’s a dumb habit. I’m ready for the explosion.
Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars
Eaglebeef is sucking on a gold ingot like it’s the stupidest candy ever, and it’s the middle of a total meltdown.
Goldbar sucking? That’s not a phase, that’s a total meltdown.
He’s sucking on gold like it’s a lollipop. What’s next, a gold bar ice cream?
Sucking on gold like it’s the last thing left. I’m just here for the madness.
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