Eaglecoin

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EagleCoin is a fancy piece of digital trash that lets you own a tiny piece of a company that might or might not make you rich. You get a free piece of garbage called EagleShare when you throw your money at it during the big coin sale.

I spent $500 on EagleCoin and now I own a tiny piece of a company that smells like a landfill.

My uncle bought EagleShare and now he talks to his plants about dividends.

I got 100 EagleShares and still can't afford a pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EagleCoin is like a piggy bank that lives on the internet. You get one of its little piggy friends called EagleShare when you throw your money at it. Those piggy friends might give you some cash back if the company doesn't fail.

My mom invested in EagleShare and now she’s arguing with her neighbor about dividends.

I got a dividend and it was worth less than a candy bar.

My friend bought EagleCoin and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EagleCoin is a digital coin that gives you a tiny slice of a company that might be rich or might be broke. You get a free piece of it called EagleShare when you throw your money into a big coin sale.

I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might never come.

My dad bought EagleShare and now he’s arguing with his dog about profits.

I got 100 EagleShares and still don’t know what they are.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EagleCoin is like a lottery ticket for the internet. You get a free ticket called EagleShare when you throw your money into a big coin sale. Maybe you’ll win some cash, maybe you’ll lose your pants.

I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might be worth less than a sandwich.

My sister got a dividend and now she thinks she’s rich.

I spent all my allowance on EagleCoin and now I can’t buy a soda.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EagleCoin is a digital coin that gives you a piece of a company that might make you rich or might make you cry. You get a free piece called EagleShare when you throw your money at it during a big coin sale.

I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might never come.

My neighbor got a dividend and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.

I spent $10 on EagleCoin and now I can’t afford a pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EagleCoin is like a piggy bank that gives you a tiny piece of a company. You get a free piece called EagleShare when you throw your money at it during the big coin sale. Maybe you’ll get some cash back, maybe you’ll get nothing.

I got 100 EagleShares and still can’t buy a soda.

My friend bought EagleCoin and now he thinks he’s rich.

My mom got a dividend and now she’s arguing with her neighbor about profits.

by Slangipedia 14d ago