Eaglecoin
EagleCoin is a digital coin that gives you a tiny slice of a company that might be rich or might be broke. You get a free piece of it called EagleShare when you throw your money into a big coin sale.
I bought EagleCoin and now I’m waiting for a dividend that might never come.
My dad bought EagleShare and now he’s arguing with his dog about profits.
I got 100 EagleShares and still don’t know what they are.