Eagled

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To bust your load in two hits (that’s even better than par)
Man, I eagled that hole so hard, I think the golf ball was crying.
He eagled the shot and then ran off like he just won the lottery.
I eagled the hole and my buddy said, 'You just made me jealous.'
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When a total stranger tries to join your crew by following you everywhere and barely talks, like they’re trying to sneak in and no one notices.
That ‘silent eagle’ just followed me to the mall, like he was my shadow.
The ‘black eagle’ showed up at my party and just stood there like a ghost.
I don’t know why the ‘eagle’ keeps following me, is he trying to be my friend or my stalker?
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Freakin’ awesome rockers from the South who can make even drunks go wild with their music.
That band is so good, I almost peed my pants during their concert.
I saw them live and it felt like the whole world was on fire.
They’re the best, I’ve been singing ‘Hotel California’ in the shower for a month.
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A loud yell you make when you’re flying high or just feel totally free and awesome.
I screamed ‘Eagled!’ when I jumped out of the airplane, it was pure freedom.
He yelled ‘Eagled!’ when he won the game, like he was the king of the world.
I was so happy, I just yelled ‘Eagled!’ and no one asked why.
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1. A legendary rock band that writes the best songs ever. 2. Birds that flap their wings like they’re doing yoga. 3. A football team that almost never wins, but they try really hard.
That band is so good, my dog started singing along.
Those birds flap their wings like they’re doing the slow dance.
That football team lost three times in a row, but they still try their best.
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When a guy uses his fingers and big toe to touch three women at the same time, the middle one gets the special treatment.
He did an eagle on three girls and they all laughed like it was the best thing ever.
I saw that guy do an eagle and it looked like a full-on love triangle.
He did an eagle and the middle girl blushed like she was about to pass out.
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When you crouch down with your legs wide and shake them like a bird flapping its wings, it’s wild and a little silly.
He did an eagle and it looked like he was dancing with his legs.
I did an eagle in the bathroom and my sister walked in and laughed at me.
He shook his legs like a maniac, that was one crazy eagle.
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