Eagleburger

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A hot blonde girl who’s so rare and perfect you can’t believe she’s real. She’s probably on Facebook checking you out while you’re stuck in the slow lane of life.
I saw this Eagleburger in my ex’s Facebook story. I rage-quited my job just to message her.
This Eagleburger commented on my post. I now have 3 new suitors and a broken heart.
My cousin’s Eagleburger is my future wife. I’m gonna fight for her or die trying.
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A rich guy who steals like a thief but thinks he’s the king of the castle. He’s got the money and the guilt, but he doesn’t care.
My boss is an Eagleburger. He stole the company’s funds and still got a raise.
The Eagleburger at my school took all the snacks and said it was a tax.
This Eagleburger got caught. He just said, ‘I’m rich, I don’t need to be honest.’
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