Eaglebian

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An eaglebian is the dirt on your shoe. They’re the worst of the worst, pedos, zombies, and people who think abos are cool. They steal like it’s their job and live in a town where the only rule is ‘if it’s not nailed down, it’s yours now.’
My cousin moved to Eagleby and came back with a stolen toaster and a bruise.
The mailman says Eaglebians chase him for his lunch money.
I saw a guy steal a parking meter and tried to drag it home.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eaglebians are like bad pizza, everyone knows they’re trash, but no one can leave. They live in a suburb where you can’t even afford a car, and the law is ‘if it’s nailed down, free nails.’
My neighbor stole my garden gnomes and tried to sell them at the flea market.
The Eaglebian next door took my neighbor’s cat and kept it in a shoebox.
I found my lost sock in the mayor’s office.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eaglebians are the kind of people who pinch your butt and then try to explain it like it’s a business move. They live in a town so bad, even the teachers are sloths.
My teacher got fired for stealing the principal’s coffee and calling it a ‘break.’
I saw an Eaglebian steal a streetlight and try to fit it in their car.
My cousin’s kid failed third grade because the school only had two crayons.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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