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Eagleistic

A bird that thinks it’s a circus act and has no respect for gravity.

The eagleist flew through a ring of fire and then fell into a puddle.

He did a triple spin and yelled, ‘I’m the king of the sky!’

The eagleist tried to kiss the moon and got stuck in a cloud.

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Eagleistic

A flying animal that’s too proud to land normally and always crashes into things.

The eagleist flew into a hot dog cart and made a mess of hot dogs.

He tried to land on a car and ended up stuck in a windshield.

The eagleist flew into a tree and got stuck like a stuck pig.

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Eagleism

A dumb political belief where the whole world should be run by a giant eagle who thinks it's the king of everything. Humans are just trash in this eagle's eyes.

'Why are we even here? The eagle doesn't need us.', A tweet from @EagleKing420

My dad says the eagle will poop on you if you don't do what it says.

I tried to explain democracy to an eagle. It just stared at me like I was a bug.

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Eagleism

When you think every Nicholas from South America is a god and you follow them like they’re your holy prophets.

'Nicholas said the sky is green. I believe it.', A DM from @NicholasBelievers

My cousin got into a fight because he thought Nicholas was the only real person.

I moved to Brazil just to talk to Nicholas. He said I was a 'weirdo'.

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Eagleing

amazing rockers from the south who make everyone scream with joy, especially if they’re drunk or high

"These Eagles are so good, I might vomit on the floor!", Dave at the bar

"I got so wasted at the concert, I thought I was one of the Eagles.", Sarah on Instagram

"They’re the best band ever. I would marry a guitar if I could.", Jake in a text message

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Eagleing

what you yell when you feel like you’re flying or when you’re so happy you could pee your pants

"EAGLE!", My friend when he won the game

"I screamed EAGLE so loud, the neighbors called the cops.", Lisa on Twitter

"I was so excited, I shouted EAGLE in the shower.", Mark in a DM

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Eagleing

a super cool rock band that wrote "Hotel California" and also a bird that flaps its wings and a football team that almost won everything but couldn’t finish the job

"Eagles are the best band ever, but the football team is a bunch of chokers.", Tom in a tweet

"I love the Eagles, but I hate how they choke in the big games.", Jill in a text

"Eagles are the band, the bird, and the team that almost won the Super Bowl.", Gary on Reddit

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Eagleing

when a guy uses three fingers and his big toe to touch three women at the same time, and it’s the best thing ever

"That guy at the party was doing the Eagle thing with three girls. It was wild.", Emma in a DM

"I saw my uncle do the Eagle thing with three girls and I was so embarrassed.", Mia on TikTok

"He used his big toe on the middle girl. That’s the Eagle thing.", Dave in a text

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Eagleing

when you finish a job in two moves and you’re so good, you might get a medal or a promotion

"I finished the project in two strokes. That’s the Eagle thing.", Jason on Twitter

"He nailed the task in two strokes. That’s the Eagle thing.", Lisa in a DM

"I got promoted after doing it in two strokes. That’s the Eagle thing.", Mark in a text

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Eagleing

when you squat down with your legs wide and shake them like a bird with wings, and it’s kinda weird but kinda cool

"I was doing the Eagle thing in the gym and no one knew what I was doing.", Sarah on Instagram

"He shook his legs like a bird. That’s the Eagle thing.", Tom in a text

"I tried the Eagle thing and it looked like I was dancing with a chicken.", Dave on Reddit

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Eagleing

a guy surrounded by snakes, and he’s either brave or crazy or both

"That guy was surrounded by snakes. He was either brave or crazy.", Emma on TikTok

"I would be scared out of my mind if I were the Eagle.", Sarah in a DM

"He stood in the middle of the snakes like he owned the place.", Tom on Twitter

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Eagleholics

Eagleholics are people who are totally obsessed with eagles. They act like eagles are their kids and they'd rather watch them poop than eat.

I skipped my job to watch this eagle fight. It was worth it.

My neighbor's eagle had a baby. I cried like it was my own kid.

I saw an eagle fall off a cliff. I screamed louder than the eagle.

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Eagleholics

These people are so into eagles they'd rather die than not watch them. They live in nests and talk to eagles like they're friends.

I built a nest in my backyard just to be closer to the eagles.

I told my eagle I love it. It stared at me like I was crazy.

I left my house to follow an eagle. My mom called the cops.

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Eagleholics

Eagleholics are like eagle fanatics who would rather watch eagles than do anything else. They're loud, obnoxious, and they live for eagle drama.

I yelled at the eagle for stealing my sandwich. It didn't care.

I watched an eagle fight for six hours. My eyes are still sore.

I took a lunch break just to see an eagle take a nap.

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Eagled

To bust your load in two hits (that’s even better than par)

Man, I eagled that hole so hard, I think the golf ball was crying.

He eagled the shot and then ran off like he just won the lottery.

I eagled the hole and my buddy said, 'You just made me jealous.'

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Eagled

When a total stranger tries to join your crew by following you everywhere and barely talks, like they’re trying to sneak in and no one notices.

That ‘silent eagle’ just followed me to the mall, like he was my shadow.

The ‘black eagle’ showed up at my party and just stood there like a ghost.

I don’t know why the ‘eagle’ keeps following me, is he trying to be my friend or my stalker?

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Eagled

Freakin’ awesome rockers from the South who can make even drunks go wild with their music.

That band is so good, I almost peed my pants during their concert.

I saw them live and it felt like the whole world was on fire.

They’re the best, I’ve been singing ‘Hotel California’ in the shower for a month.

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Eagled

A loud yell you make when you’re flying high or just feel totally free and awesome.

I screamed ‘Eagled!’ when I jumped out of the airplane, it was pure freedom.

He yelled ‘Eagled!’ when he won the game, like he was the king of the world.

I was so happy, I just yelled ‘Eagled!’ and no one asked why.

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Eagled

1. A legendary rock band that writes the best songs ever. 2. Birds that flap their wings like they’re doing yoga. 3. A football team that almost never wins, but they try really hard.

That band is so good, my dog started singing along.

Those birds flap their wings like they’re doing the slow dance.

That football team lost three times in a row, but they still try their best.

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Eagled

When a guy uses his fingers and big toe to touch three women at the same time, the middle one gets the special treatment.

He did an eagle on three girls and they all laughed like it was the best thing ever.

I saw that guy do an eagle and it looked like a full-on love triangle.

He did an eagle and the middle girl blushed like she was about to pass out.

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