Eagleism

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A dumb political belief where the whole world should be run by a giant eagle who thinks it's the king of everything. Humans are just trash in this eagle's eyes.
'Why are we even here? The eagle doesn't need us.', A tweet from @EagleKing420
My dad says the eagle will poop on you if you don't do what it says.
I tried to explain democracy to an eagle. It just stared at me like I was a bug.
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When you think every Nicholas from South America is a god and you follow them like they’re your holy prophets.
'Nicholas said the sky is green. I believe it.', A DM from @NicholasBelievers
My cousin got into a fight because he thought Nicholas was the only real person.
I moved to Brazil just to talk to Nicholas. He said I was a 'weirdo'.
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