Eagleholics

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Eagleholics are people who are totally obsessed with eagles. They act like eagles are their kids and they'd rather watch them poop than eat.

I skipped my job to watch this eagle fight. It was worth it.

My neighbor's eagle had a baby. I cried like it was my own kid.

I saw an eagle fall off a cliff. I screamed louder than the eagle.

These people are so into eagles they'd rather die than not watch them. They live in nests and talk to eagles like they're friends.

I built a nest in my backyard just to be closer to the eagles.

I told my eagle I love it. It stared at me like I was crazy.

I left my house to follow an eagle. My mom called the cops.

Eagleholics are like eagle fanatics who would rather watch eagles than do anything else. They're loud, obnoxious, and they live for eagle drama.

I yelled at the eagle for stealing my sandwich. It didn't care.

I watched an eagle fight for six hours. My eyes are still sore.

I took a lunch break just to see an eagle take a nap.