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Eagler
A person who eats eagle eggs and also has no life
You’re an eagler? I’ve got a life and I don’t eat eagle eggs.
She eats eagle eggs for breakfast. I don’t even know what that is.
He’s an eagler and he also plays video games. That’s it.
Eagler
A made-up insult by some developer who also made a game that only he likes
He called me an eagler because I didn’t like his game. It was mean.
My brother is an eagler and he eats eagle eggs every day. I’m not.
She called me an eagler just to be annoying. It was pointless.
Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who can kill you before you even blink and then cuss you out for being bad at life
You died in 2 seconds. He said, 'You're like a baby with a gun.'
He headshot you 5 times and said, 'You're not even trying.'
He killed you and then left a 5-star review on your face.
Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who can beat you even when you're not trying and still makes you feel like a failure
You quit the game. He said, 'You're worse than my ex.'
He killed you while you were eating a sandwich. 'You're not even focused.'
He beat you so fast, it felt like a slap.
Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who plays so well, it’s like he has a cheat code and a grudge against you
He killed you and said, 'You're not even worth my time.'
He beat you so hard, your screen went black. 'That’s for your bad aim.'
He had a cheat code and still cussed you out.
Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who’s so good, he doesn’t even need to look at the screen to kill you
He killed you without looking. 'You're like a ghost with a bad aim.'
He beat you while he was eating. 'You're not even a challenge.'
He killed you with his eyes closed and said, 'You're weak.'
Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who plays so well, he makes you feel like you should be doing laundry instead of fighting him
He killed you and said, 'You're not even worth my time. Go do your laundry.'
He beat you so fast, you forgot your password. 'You're worse than my mom.'
He killed you and said, 'You're not even trying. Go do your homework.'
Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who can beat you even when you're playing with your dog and it’s 3 AM
You were playing with your dog. He killed you and said, 'You're like a toddler.'
It was 3 AM. He killed you and said, 'You're not even awake.'
You had a dog on your lap. He killed you and said, 'You're not even focused.'
Eaglemobile
A girl is wanking nonstop while walking, and you rip off your pants and climb on her back like a cocky monkey, flapping your arms like a lunatic and yelling like a feral eagle as you ride her to your destination.
I got on her back like a feral goat and screamed 'EAGLE!' until my throat was raw.
He jumped on her back and flapped like a chicken with a death wish.
I rode her to the store while yelling 'EAGLE!' like I was possessed.
Eaglemobile
You ride a girl like she's a horse, she's wanking the whole time, and you flap your arms like a maniac while yelling 'EAGLE!' so loud it shakes the sidewalk.
He flapped like a maniac and yelled 'EAGLE!' so loud the sidewalk quaked.
She was wanking the whole way, and I was flapping like a lunatic.
I rode her to the park like a crazy person and screamed 'EAGLE!' the entire time.
Eaglemobile
You climb on a girl’s back while she’s wanking, you take off your pants, flap your arms like a wild man, and scream 'EAGLE!' until you pass out.
I took my pants off and flapped like a madman while she wanked me to the store.
He screamed 'EAGLE!' so loud he passed out halfway there.
I flapped like a bird with no brain and screamed 'EAGLE!' until I blacked out.
Eaglemaniac
A curse that makes you scream at the top of your lungs about eagles and flags until your neighbors call the cops and your dog starts crying.
I saw a bald eagle on a flag and I lost it. I threw a chair through the window.
My boss made me wear a flag shirt every day. I’m not a flag. I’m a prisoner.
My cousin’s living room is just a giant flag. I can’t even breathe in there.
Eaglemaniac
When you see a bald eagle on a flag and it’s like your brain explodes and you start yelling about freedom and stuff.
I saw an eagle on a flag and I started yelling. My mom had to call the police.
My friend’s house is all flags and eagles. It’s like a war zone in there.
I got fired for wearing a flag as a hat. My boss said it was too patriotic.
Eaglemaniac
When you get so mad about eagles and flags you start throwing things and maybe even cry about it.
I threw a sandwich at my neighbor because he had a flag on his wall. I lost it.
My friend got so mad about a flag that he tried to eat it. It didn’t work.
I cried in front of my boss because of a bald eagle on a screen. He gave me a raise.
Eaglemaniac
A mental breakdown that happens when you see too many eagles and flags at once. It’s like your brain is on fire.
I saw a flag and an eagle and I broke down. I started screaming about freedom.
My cousin’s office is all flags and I had to leave. I couldn’t take it anymore.
I tried to be cool and wore a flag shirt. I got yelled at by three people.
Eaglemaniac
A disease where you get so angry about eagles and flags you start fighting people in public just to prove a point.
I fought a guy in the mall because he had a flag on his shirt. I lost but I felt good.
My friend punched a cop because he was wearing a flag. It was wild.
I screamed at a giant eagle on a screen and people stared at me. I didn’t care.
Eagleland
A fancy nickname for the U. S. that only foreigners use because they think we're all obsessed with eagles and can't take a joke.
'Why do you call it Eagleland?' asked the kid from France. 'Because you guys have a bird on every coin and flag and think it's cool.'
My friend from Brazil says Eagleland is just America with a headache.
The teacher said, 'We're from Eagleland, not some silly bird kingdom.'
Eagleland
A stupid name foreigners use for America because they think we're all crazy about eagles and don't know how to shut up about it.
'You Americans are all obsessed with eagles. That's why we call you Eagleland.' said the tourist from Japan.
My cousin from Mexico said, 'Eagleland? That's just America with a bird fetish.'
The guy at the airport said, 'Welcome to Eagleland, where people talk about eagles like they're celebrities.'
Eagleland
A made-up name for the U. S. that foreigners use because they think we're all eagle fanatics and can't take a joke.
My friend from Australia said, 'Eagleland is just America with a bird on every damn thing.'
The kid from Egypt said, 'You people are all Eagleland crazy.'
The teacher said, 'We're not from Eagleland. We're from America. And we're not all bird fanatics.'
Eagleistic
An eagle who flips and twirls like a drunk flamingo on a rollercoaster.
The eagleist flew upside down and pooped on a tourist's head.
During the show, the eagleist did a backflip and screamed like a banshee.
The eagleist was so high, he pecked a drone out of the sky.
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