Eagleland - A fancy nickname for the U. S. that only foreigners use beca

A fancy nickname for the U. S. that only foreigners use because they think we're all obsessed with eagles and can't take a joke.

'Why do you call it Eagleland?' asked the kid from France. 'Because you guys have a bird on every coin and flag and think it's cool.'

My friend from Brazil says Eagleland is just America with a headache.

The teacher said, 'We're from Eagleland, not some silly bird kingdom.'