Eagleland

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A fancy nickname for the U. S. that only foreigners use because they think we're all obsessed with eagles and can't take a joke.

'Why do you call it Eagleland?' asked the kid from France. 'Because you guys have a bird on every coin and flag and think it's cool.'

My friend from Brazil says Eagleland is just America with a headache.

The teacher said, 'We're from Eagleland, not some silly bird kingdom.'

A stupid name foreigners use for America because they think we're all crazy about eagles and don't know how to shut up about it.

'You Americans are all obsessed with eagles. That's why we call you Eagleland.' said the tourist from Japan.

My cousin from Mexico said, 'Eagleland? That's just America with a bird fetish.'

The guy at the airport said, 'Welcome to Eagleland, where people talk about eagles like they're celebrities.'

A made-up name for the U. S. that foreigners use because they think we're all eagle fanatics and can't take a joke.

My friend from Australia said, 'Eagleland is just America with a bird on every damn thing.'

The kid from Egypt said, 'You people are all Eagleland crazy.'

The teacher said, 'We're not from Eagleland. We're from America. And we're not all bird fanatics.'