Eagleland
A stupid name foreigners use for America because they think we're all crazy about eagles and don't know how to shut up about it.
'You Americans are all obsessed with eagles. That's why we call you Eagleland.' said the tourist from Japan.
My cousin from Mexico said, 'Eagleland? That's just America with a bird fetish.'
The guy at the airport said, 'Welcome to Eagleland, where people talk about eagles like they're celebrities.'