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Eagles fan

An Eagles fan is a beast that will punch you in the face if you talk trash about the team. A crowd of them gets drunk and turns the city into a war zone. Wearing a rival team’s shirt to an Eagles game in Philly is like walking into a meat grinder.

I got knocked out at the game for saying the Eagles suck.

My cousin wore a Giants shirt to the Vet and got chased out of the stadium by a mob.

I saw a guy hit another fan with a bottle of beer for talking about the Cowboys.

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Eagles fan

Eagles fans are the worst kind of fags. They whine about the quarterback touching the center’s junk and think that makes them tough.

My uncle said the quarterback was a fag for touching the center’s junk.

My cousin’s friend cried when the quarterback missed a throw.

I got called a fag for wearing a Giants shirt to the game.

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Eagles fan

An Eagles fan is a sad person who hates the Cowboys so much they pretend they’re not jealous. They act like drunks at games and make a scene when they see a kid wearing a rival team’s shirt.

I saw my dad spit on a kid wearing a Cowboys shirt.

My cousin started a fight over a missed pass.

My uncle yells at the Cowboys every time they win.

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Eagles fan

Eagles fans are bloodthirsty lunatics. They think the Cowboys are the worst and scream about it every time the two teams play.

My mom screamed at the Cowboys for 2 hours after the game.

I saw a guy throw a snowball with batteries at a Cowboys fan.

My brother started a fight for no reason.

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Eagles fan

An Eagles fan is a loud, stupid person who claims to be the best fan in the NFL. They yell at you if you wear a different team’s shirt and act like they’re winning every game.

My dad yelled at me for wearing a Giants shirt to the game.

I got called stupid for saying the Eagles suck.

My cousin started a fight over a missed kick.

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Eagles fan

An Eagles fan is someone who talks about nothing but the Eagles. They think they’re cool and act like they know everything about the team.

My uncle talked about the Eagles for 3 hours straight.

I got called a dummy for not knowing the Eagles’ history.

My cousin said the Eagles were the best team ever.

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Eagles fan

An Eagles fan is someone who says the dumbest things about the team. They think they’re smart but act like they’re winning every game.

My brother said the Eagles were going to win the Super Bowl in 2010.

I got called stupid for saying the Eagles suck.

My mom said the quarterback was the best ever for missing a pass.

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Eagles Nest

This is when you stuff a toilet with toilet paper like a madman and then poop on it so hard it looks like a toilet volcano. The next person who uses it gets a surprise poop flood.

I stuffed the toilet with 10 rolls of TP and pooped on it like it was my enemy.

My brother did the toilet volcano and the next guy got TP and poop all over his shoes.

I did the toilet volcano and the toilet overflowed like a lava flow.

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Eagles Nest

When someone snores with their mouth wide open, you rip out some hair and throw it in their mouth like it’s a snack.

I stuck my sister’s pubic hair in her mouth while she was snoring like a lion.

My dad had a mouth full of hair when I threw it in there during his nap.

I put my cousin’s hair in her mouth and she woke up screaming like a banshee.

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Eagles Nest

When you get a blowjob, grab the person's ankles and lift them up like they're a human sandwich. It works best when they're lying on their tummy like a worm.

I grabbed my girlfriend’s ankles and flipped her like she was a pancake.

My friend pulled his girlfriend up by her ankles while she was lying on her stomach.

I did the ankle lift and she was so surprised she choked on her own breath.

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Eagles Nest

Putting toilet paper on the toilet seat in a gross bathroom like it's a fancy decoration.

I put TP on the seat in the bathroom at the mall like it was a luxury seat.

My friend put TP on the seat in the school bathroom and got laughed at.

I covered the toilet seat with TP and it looked like a birthday cake.

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Eagles Nest

The crotch area of a fat woman who can’t shave and looks like a hairy jungle.

My aunt’s crotch looks like a jungle with hair everywhere.

My mom’s crotch is so hairy it looks like a beast from a fairy tale.

My cousin’s crotch is like a jungle with trees and bushes.

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Eagles Nest

Putting your balls on someone’s head like you’re trying to crush their skull.

I put my balls on my friend’s head and he screamed like a baby.

My brother put his balls on my head and I almost fainted.

I put my balls on my teacher’s head and she got mad like a dragon.

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Eagles Landing Middle School

Eagles Landing Middle School is where JAPS wear golden goose shoes like they’re royalty and Brazilian kids pretend to be tough with saggy pants and wife beaters. They all say they protect the nest, but they’d stab each other for a free lunch.

My cousin got into a fight over who had the bigger chain.

They started a war because one kid said 'aviator nation' was a brand.

The principal broke up a fight over who had the better golden goose.

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Eagles Landing Middle School

This middle school in Boca is full of JAPS who think they’re the best and Brazilian boys who wear skinny jeans so tight they look like they’re about to break. They all act tough but can’t even handle a little drama.

My brother got suspended for saying 'you’re not even a real JAP.'

They had a dance-off over who had the best chain.

The whole school shut down because someone said 'aviator nation' was fake.

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Eagles Fan Moment

When a Philly Eagles fan talks like they’re the smartest person in the world even though they’re not.

'I knew this game was gonna be a blowout before it even started.' (It was 7-0.)

They said the quarterback was 'doing great' after he threw 3 interceptions.

They claimed they knew the opponent’s strategy before the first play.

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Eagles Fan Moment

When a Philadelphia Eagles fan yells something so dumb it makes the whole stadium laugh.

'He’s gonna run it 100 times!' (He ran it once.)

After a missed field goal, they screamed, 'This is the worst game ever!' (It was the third quarter.)

They started a chant about 'the best player ever' after he fumbled the ball.

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Eagles Fan Moment

When a Philly Eagles fan says something so stupid it makes you want to punch them.

They said, 'I knew this was gonna happen!' after their team lost 40-7.

They told their friend, 'I knew he was gonna win the Super Bowl,' right before he got tackled for the third time.

They yelled, 'We’re gonna win this game!' after their team had 3 straight turnovers.

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Eagler

A bad name for someone who eats eagle eggs and then laughs at you for being weak

You’re an eagler? I’ve eaten more eagle eggs than you and I still have my teeth.

He called me an eagler in the middle of a math test. I failed it.

My dog eats eagle eggs and he’s not an eagler. You’re not even a dog.

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Eagler

A stupid word made by some guy who wanted to be cool and also made a game called Eaglercraft that nobody likes

Lax1dude made this word so he could feel important. It didn’t work.

I played Eaglercraft for five minutes and I hated it. Now I’m an eagler.

He said I was an eagler because I didn’t finish his stupid game.

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