Eagles fan

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An Eagles fan is a beast that will punch you in the face if you talk trash about the team. A crowd of them gets drunk and turns the city into a war zone. Wearing a rival team’s shirt to an Eagles game in Philly is like walking into a meat grinder.

I got knocked out at the game for saying the Eagles suck.

My cousin wore a Giants shirt to the Vet and got chased out of the stadium by a mob.

I saw a guy hit another fan with a bottle of beer for talking about the Cowboys.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eagles fans are the worst kind of fags. They whine about the quarterback touching the center’s junk and think that makes them tough.

My uncle said the quarterback was a fag for touching the center’s junk.

My cousin’s friend cried when the quarterback missed a throw.

I got called a fag for wearing a Giants shirt to the game.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Eagles fan is a sad person who hates the Cowboys so much they pretend they’re not jealous. They act like drunks at games and make a scene when they see a kid wearing a rival team’s shirt.

I saw my dad spit on a kid wearing a Cowboys shirt.

My cousin started a fight over a missed pass.

My uncle yells at the Cowboys every time they win.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eagles fans are bloodthirsty lunatics. They think the Cowboys are the worst and scream about it every time the two teams play.

My mom screamed at the Cowboys for 2 hours after the game.

I saw a guy throw a snowball with batteries at a Cowboys fan.

My brother started a fight for no reason.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Eagles fan is a loud, stupid person who claims to be the best fan in the NFL. They yell at you if you wear a different team’s shirt and act like they’re winning every game.

My dad yelled at me for wearing a Giants shirt to the game.

I got called stupid for saying the Eagles suck.

My cousin started a fight over a missed kick.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Eagles fan is someone who talks about nothing but the Eagles. They think they’re cool and act like they know everything about the team.

My uncle talked about the Eagles for 3 hours straight.

I got called a dummy for not knowing the Eagles’ history.

My cousin said the Eagles were the best team ever.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Eagles fan is someone who says the dumbest things about the team. They think they’re smart but act like they’re winning every game.

My brother said the Eagles were going to win the Super Bowl in 2010.

I got called stupid for saying the Eagles suck.

My mom said the quarterback was the best ever for missing a pass.

by Slangipedia 14d ago