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Eagles’ Tears

What happens when an eagle gets a little too happy and decides to let it all out. It’s like the liquid version of a middle schooler’s first crush.

I saw an eagle doing the Eagles’ Tears and it was like he just got a 100 on a math test.

My cousin’s dog got sprayed by an eagle and now he’s doing the Eagles’ Tears every day.

The Eagles’ Tears is so strong, it turned my math teacher into a crying eagle.

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Eagleslayer

A group of losers who used to play music and had some guy named Clint from another band. They made songs that were so bad they made people cry and swear they’d never listen to music again.

My mom still hates It's Raining Men. She says it sounds like a bunch of guys screaming in a bathroom.

I tried to dance to Bodacious Pony and fell off my chair. It was glorious.

My dog ran away when they played It's Raining Men. He came back with a chicken in his mouth.

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Eagleslayer

A band that had a guy named Clint and some guy named Jeff. They played songs that were so stupid they made people laugh until they threw up.

My teacher played Bodacious Pony during math class. I failed the test because I was laughing too hard.

My brother tried to sing It's Raining Men in the shower. The neighbors called the cops.

I used to play It's Raining Men on repeat until my cat started singing along.

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Eagleslayer

A bunch of guys who made terrible songs and had a guy named Clint from another band. They were so bad they made people wish they were dead.

I had to listen to It's Raining Men in my car for two hours. I almost got out and ran away.

My friend’s dog started barking at Bodacious Pony. It was like a warzone.

My dad tried to dance to It's Raining Men and tripped over the couch. It was a masterpiece.

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Eagles, The

The best band ever. No one even comes close.

I saw The Eagles live once. I cried. I had a meltdown. I was high on life.

My mom’s a huge fan. She said, 'They’re the only band that makes me feel like a rockstar.'

I told my brother, 'The Eagles are the best band ever.' He said, 'You’re an idiot.' I said, 'You’re a choker.'

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Eagles, The

These Southern rockers are so good, they make your brain explode.

At the concert, I drank so much, I thought I was in a song. I was in a song.

My cousin said, 'The Eagles are so good, they make my heart skip a beat and my pants drop.'

I told my friend, 'I love The Eagles so much, they give me a hard-on and a headache.'

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Eagles, The

You yell this when you feel like you’re flying or you’re so happy you want to punch a wall.

I shouted 'Eagles!' when I passed my math test. I passed my math test.

My brother yelled 'Eagles!' when he got a new car. He got a new car.

I said 'Eagles!' when my mom cooked meatloaf. I ate meatloaf.

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Eagles, The

A rock band that’s good. Also, a bird that flaps. Also, a football team that’s almost good.

I love The Eagles. I also hate the Eagles. I’m confused.

My dad says the Eagles are a band. I say the Eagles are a bird. My mom says I’m a choker.

The Eagles are a band, a bird, and a football team. I don’t know which one I like the most.

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Eagles, The

A guy using his toe on one woman and his hands on two others. Sounds weird. It is weird.

My uncle said he saw The Eagles do that at a bar. I believe him.

I told my friend, 'The Eagles are the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.' He said, 'You’re a choker.'

I tried The Eagles once. It hurt. A lot.

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Eagles, The

You blow your load in two shots. It’s quick. It’s dirty. It’s glorious.

I did The Eagles at work. My boss didn’t notice. I was lucky.

My brother said, 'I did The Eagles so fast, my pants fell off.'

I told my friend, 'I did The Eagles and I felt like a king.' He said, 'You’re a choker.'

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Eagles, The

You squat down and shake your legs like a bird with wings made of meat.

I did The Eagles in the park. I got a lot of looks. I didn’t care.

My mom did The Eagles in the kitchen. My dad said, 'That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.'

I told my friend, 'I do The Eagles every morning. It’s my daily routine.' He said, 'You’re a choker.'

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Eagles' Cheerleaders

Horny hot girls who wear tiny bras and thongs to football games, shake their butts at people, and make every guy in the stadium get a hard on. Adriene is the best because her butt is perfect and her boobs are like heaven.

I saw Adriene on the field and my pants were soaked.

My buddy got a hard on so big he fell off his chair.

I tried to flirt with Adriene and she gave me a wink that made me embarrass myself.

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Eagles' Cheerleaders

The sexiest women in Philadelphia who wear barely anything to football games, shake their butts for the crowd, and make every guy look like a傻瓜. Adriene is the queen because she’s got the best butt and boobs in the whole team.

I was eating my nachos and Adriene walked by and I dropped them all over the floor.

I tried to sneak a peek at Adriene’s thong and got caught by the coach.

Adriene smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

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Eagles' Cheerleaders

The most attractive girls who wear tiny clothes to football games, shake their butts like they're dancing, and make every guy get a boner. Adriene is the top dog because she’s got the tightest thong and the biggest boobs.

I asked Adriene for her number and she said ‘You can have it if you beat my brother at football.’

I saw Adriene doing her cheer and I dropped my phone in the lake.

Adriene gave me a wink and I turned red like a tomato.

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Eagles wrap

A guy who only has three fingers because he’s too dumb to use a glove properly, and it’s usually a girl who didn’t know what she was doing.

He tried to catch the ball with three fingers and looked like a fool.

She didn’t know what a glove was and ended up with three fingers.

He looked like a chump with only three fingers showing.

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Eagles wrap

A guy who acts like he’s got a full hand but only has three fingers, and it’s usually a girl who didn’t know what she was doing.

He pretended he had five fingers but only had three.

She didn’t know what a glove was and he looked like a joke.

He was showing off with three fingers like he was cool.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eagles wrap

A guy who only has three fingers because he’s too stupid to use a glove, and it’s usually a girl who didn’t know what she was doing.

He looked like a dummy with only three fingers.

She didn’t know what a glove was and he was a fool.

He tried to act cool with three fingers and it didn’t work.

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Eagles of Death Metal

These guys make your pants fall off from how much you bounce. Josh Homme on drums and Jessie 'Boots Electric' Hughes turn your brain into a disco ball. Death by sexy is just the beginning.

My mom came home early because she heard me screaming from the living room.

I got kicked out of church for doing the conga.

My dog tried to hump the bass drum.

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Eagles of Death Metal

If QotSA is the main dish, Eagles of Death Metal is the dessert that makes you pass out from sugar highs and loudness.

My neighbor called the cops because he thought I was on fire.

I cried at a rock concert like it was my first heartbreak.

My math teacher gave me a D for singing along too loud.

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Eagles of Death Metal

They’re like the loud, sweaty, and totally unhinged cousins of rock. You don’t just listen to them, you join the chaos.

I yelled so loud my brother thought the house was on fire.

My dog had a meltdown and ate my homework.

My math teacher gave me a D for screaming along.

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