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The liquid gold that makes America’s heart go boom. It’s either sweet tea so strong it’ll rot your teeth or Mountain Dew so bad it’ll make your soul cry. Also known as the juice that turns adults into sugar-coated zombies.
I drank six cups of Eagles’ Tears and now I’m floating in a sugar coma.
My dad drinks Eagles’ Tears every morning and it’s like he’s trying to become a syrup monster.
The Eagles’ Tears was so sweet, my dog licked the table and then got diabetes.