Eagles, The

I saw The Eagles live once. I cried. I had a meltdown. I was high on life.

My mom’s a huge fan. She said, 'They’re the only band that makes me feel like a rockstar.'

I told my brother, 'The Eagles are the best band ever.' He said, 'You’re an idiot.' I said, 'You’re a choker.'

At the concert, I drank so much, I thought I was in a song. I was in a song.

My cousin said, 'The Eagles are so good, they make my heart skip a beat and my pants drop.'

I told my friend, 'I love The Eagles so much, they give me a hard-on and a headache.'

I shouted 'Eagles!' when I passed my math test. I passed my math test.

My brother yelled 'Eagles!' when he got a new car. He got a new car.

I said 'Eagles!' when my mom cooked meatloaf. I ate meatloaf.

I love The Eagles. I also hate the Eagles. I’m confused.

My dad says the Eagles are a band. I say the Eagles are a bird. My mom says I’m a choker.

The Eagles are a band, a bird, and a football team. I don’t know which one I like the most.

My uncle said he saw The Eagles do that at a bar. I believe him.

I told my friend, 'The Eagles are the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.' He said, 'You’re a choker.'

I tried The Eagles once. It hurt. A lot.

I did The Eagles at work. My boss didn’t notice. I was lucky.

My brother said, 'I did The Eagles so fast, my pants fell off.'

I told my friend, 'I did The Eagles and I felt like a king.' He said, 'You’re a choker.'

I did The Eagles in the park. I got a lot of looks. I didn’t care.

My mom did The Eagles in the kitchen. My dad said, 'That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.'

I told my friend, 'I do The Eagles every morning. It’s my daily routine.' He said, 'You’re a choker.'