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This is when you stuff a toilet with toilet paper like a madman and then poop on it so hard it looks like a toilet volcano. The next person who uses it gets a surprise poop flood.
I stuffed the toilet with 10 rolls of TP and pooped on it like it was my enemy.
My brother did the toilet volcano and the next guy got TP and poop all over his shoes.
I did the toilet volcano and the toilet overflowed like a lava flow.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone snores with their mouth wide open, you rip out some hair and throw it in their mouth like it’s a snack.
I stuck my sister’s pubic hair in her mouth while she was snoring like a lion.
My dad had a mouth full of hair when I threw it in there during his nap.
I put my cousin’s hair in her mouth and she woke up screaming like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you get a blowjob, grab the person's ankles and lift them up like they're a human sandwich. It works best when they're lying on their tummy like a worm.
I grabbed my girlfriend’s ankles and flipped her like she was a pancake.
My friend pulled his girlfriend up by her ankles while she was lying on her stomach.
I did the ankle lift and she was so surprised she choked on her own breath.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Putting toilet paper on the toilet seat in a gross bathroom like it's a fancy decoration.
I put TP on the seat in the bathroom at the mall like it was a luxury seat.
My friend put TP on the seat in the school bathroom and got laughed at.
I covered the toilet seat with TP and it looked like a birthday cake.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The crotch area of a fat woman who can’t shave and looks like a hairy jungle.
My aunt’s crotch looks like a jungle with hair everywhere.
My mom’s crotch is so hairy it looks like a beast from a fairy tale.
My cousin’s crotch is like a jungle with trees and bushes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Putting your balls on someone’s head like you’re trying to crush their skull.
I put my balls on my friend’s head and he screamed like a baby.
My brother put his balls on my head and I almost fainted.
I put my balls on my teacher’s head and she got mad like a dragon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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