Eagleistic

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An eagle who flips and twirls like a drunk flamingo on a rollercoaster.
The eagleist flew upside down and pooped on a tourist's head.
During the show, the eagleist did a backflip and screamed like a banshee.
The eagleist was so high, he pecked a drone out of the sky.
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A bird that thinks it’s a circus act and has no respect for gravity.
The eagleist flew through a ring of fire and then fell into a puddle.
He did a triple spin and yelled, ‘I’m the king of the sky!’
The eagleist tried to kiss the moon and got stuck in a cloud.
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A flying animal that’s too proud to land normally and always crashes into things.
The eagleist flew into a hot dog cart and made a mess of hot dogs.
He tried to land on a car and ended up stuck in a windshield.
The eagleist flew into a tree and got stuck like a stuck pig.
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