Eagleninjas
A Call of Duty player who can beat you even when you're playing with your dog and it’s 3 AM
You were playing with your dog. He killed you and said, 'You're like a toddler.'
It was 3 AM. He killed you and said, 'You're not even awake.'
You had a dog on your lap. He killed you and said, 'You're not even focused.'