Eagleburgered
That hot blonde girl you don't know who stares at you from across the internet like she's trying to make you jealous. She’s probably got a perfect life and a perfect dog.
My crush is a blonde I’ve never met and she posts pictures of her cat and her beach house. I live in a studio apartment with a mouse problem.
He’s been eyeing that blonde on Facebook for a year and still hasn’t mustered up the courage to message her.
That girl is so pretty and I don’t even know her name. She probably has a degree in happiness and a car that’s newer than mine.