Eaglebrook School

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A fancy jail for rich boys from everywhere. It’s stuck in the middle of a desert. Most of the kids are Asian and Korean. Only a few are American, and the rest are Mex. They’re all stuck together like a bad group project.
My cousin got sent to Eaglebrook for talking back to his teacher. Now he’s stuck with 50 Koreans and 25 Mexicans who all hate him.
The school’s so far out in the middle of nowhere, it’s like being exiled to the moon.
The only reason they let rich kids go there is because they think they’ll come back with better grades and less shame.
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A super fancy school for boys in Deerfield, which is literally the most boring place on Earth. These boys are all juuling in their rooms like they’re trying to get high before a pop quiz. At events, the Mexican boys run up to girls and beg them to give them blowjobs like they’re asking for extra credit.
At the prom, one of the Mexican boys tackled a girl and started crying because he didn’t get a blowjob.
I saw a boy from Eaglebrook in a rap video. He had a gang symbol on his face and a chode the size of a pizza.
They have the best lacrosse team, but half of them are too busy playing Fortnite to actually train.
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