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The best whiskey in the world, unless you’re a total idiot who thinks Canadian Mist is good.

when a huge black man named earl slams your back with a giant load of cum and beats you with a stella until his gooey jizz comes out of your mouth and poops all over the floor

when earl gives you a back massage with his cum and then hits you with a stella until his jizz comes out your mouth and poops on the carpet

when earl squirts cum on your back and beats you with a stella until his jizz comes out your throat and poops everywhere

A drink so bad it makes your face look like a sad taco

When you mix bad stuff and call it a drink

A drink that tastes like your mom's old perfume

If you show up early, you get the cake. But worms are gross. Who wants to chew on a worm? I’d rather eat dirt. This is not the same as that snake from that stupid poem. Dylan made this up in 2019 and it’s still the best thing since sliced bread.

Early Snake gets the Cake. Worms are for losers. Cake is for winners. I’d take cake any day. This has nothing to do with that weird poem. Dylan came up with this in 2019. It’s the best thing since getting a free donut at 7-11.

If you come early, you get cake. Worms are for people who think they’re cool. I’d rather eat cake than get a worm up my nose. This is not that poem from hell. Dylan made it up in 2019. It’s the best thing since free pizza on Fridays.

A boy who can't wait to blow his load before the movie ends. He’s like a leaky balloon, full of promise, but pops way too soon.

A boy who grows up too fast and can’t wait to show off his goods. Some say he was born with a fully loaded gun.

Getting drunk before 9 am on a Sunday or some weird holiday with a tiny group of friends and family. It’s like a German party but with more beer and less sense.

Drinking like a sailor before 9 am with a small gang of people who don’t care about the time or the grocery store.

Drinking before 9 am on a holiday with a few people who think it’s a real thing. It’s like the grocery store is the church.

Getting trashed before 9 am with a small group of people who don’t care about the time or the store. It’s like a holiday but with more beer.

Drinking before 9 am on a holiday with a few people who think it’s a real thing. It’s like the grocery store is a bar.

Getting wasted before 9 am with a small group of people who don’t care about the time or the store. It’s like a holiday but with more beer.

A girl who gets her pants off before the music ends.

A girl who can't hold her cum for more than a minute.