Early Shopping

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Getting drunk before 9 am on a Sunday or some weird holiday with a tiny group of friends and family. It’s like a German party but with more beer and less sense.

I woke up at 8:30 and my cousin was already drunk. Early shopping is a death sentence.

My aunt brought wine to the grocery store. That’s early shopping, baby.

I tried to do early shopping with my dad. He bought soup and got a tattoo.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Drinking like a sailor before 9 am with a small gang of people who don’t care about the time or the grocery store.

My friend came to my house at 8 am with a six-pack. That’s early shopping, not a crime.

I did early shopping with my cousins. We bought chips and cried about life.

My mom did early shopping and bought 10 liters of soda. I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Drinking before 9 am on a holiday with a few people who think it’s a real thing. It’s like the grocery store is the church.

Early shopping is a religion. I came to church at 8:15 and my uncle was already drunk.

I tried to do early shopping and my brother brought a pizza. That’s sacrilege.

My dad does early shopping every Sunday. He buys milk and gets a headache.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Getting trashed before 9 am with a small group of people who don’t care about the time or the store. It’s like a holiday but with more beer.

I did early shopping with my friends. We bought snacks and got in a fight.

My mom does early shopping every holiday. She buys bread and gets a tattoo.

I tried to do early shopping and my uncle brought a ladder. That’s not normal.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Drinking before 9 am on a holiday with a few people who think it’s a real thing. It’s like the grocery store is a bar.

Early shopping is like a bar. I came in at 8:30 and my cousin was already drunk.

I did early shopping with my family. We bought cereal and got in a fight.

My uncle does early shopping every Sunday. He buys eggs and gets a tattoo.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Getting wasted before 9 am with a small group of people who don’t care about the time or the store. It’s like a holiday but with more beer.

I did early shopping with my friends. We bought snacks and got in a fight.

My dad does early shopping every holiday. He buys milk and gets a headache.

I tried to do early shopping and my uncle brought a ladder. That’s not normal.

by Slangipedia 14d ago